by Suteki_Yoshikazu June 13, 2022
by jun_machida June 13, 2022
Work that attempts to demonstrate quality practices but does not substantially impact the quality of the product.
Manager: We've added return codes to all functions so no fault can slip though!
Dev: That's just quality theatre - the functions always return SUCCESS.
Dev: That's just quality theatre - the functions always return SUCCESS.
by Stuart Matheson December 13, 2019
an occupation or the concept of checking that all products leaving a factory or proccess are the same and meet specifications of size, strength, shape or otherwize defined quality.
by Austin December 03, 2003
A fine brand of democracy that's going to kick your ass.
People sometimes misuse quality control by noting that certain words are "made up"
People sometimes misuse quality control by noting that certain words are "made up"
A user said this should be deleted: "This isn't a real word, someone made it up"
Me: What? Unlike ALL other words that spontaneously appeared out of thin air??
Note: ALL words are made up you dumbasses. If someone makes a creative, useful word that you haven't heard of than it should stay.
Me: What? Unlike ALL other words that spontaneously appeared out of thin air??
Note: ALL words are made up you dumbasses. If someone makes a creative, useful word that you haven't heard of than it should stay.
by DudeoftheDay March 04, 2005
Person A: Last night I saw the rudest face I've ever seen in my life - I had to go to the bathroom to wash out my eyes.
Person B: Really, he must have had a top quality head!
Person B: Really, he must have had a top quality head!
by Mickinator June 12, 2011
Me: Let me see that picture you just took.
You: Alright, here ya go!
Me: Damn, that is definately facebook quality. I'll get it up rightaway
You: Alright, here ya go!
Me: Damn, that is definately facebook quality. I'll get it up rightaway
by Jm57763 June 17, 2009