vaginal obesity

Used to describe the "pouch" a middle-aged woman grows between her belly-button and vagina. Usually results from childbirth.

Schuyler: What's that bubble under that lady's fanny-pack?
Nate: Vaginal obesity.

by Dwayne Carter February 8, 2007

Obese person

A obese person is a person who eats bags and bags of chips all day and eats 1,000 burgers and sharts and burps in their bed all day and usually have massive rolls of fat and are entirely dependent as they are physically fucking incapable of moving the slightest inch and burp everywhere

Jimmy is an obese person
He weighs 800 pounds and poops in his bed

by 𝕄𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕪 𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕤 May 30, 2022

OBESE POLICE

agents or agencies that enforce and discipline people(s) who participate in sexual contact with obese or "fat" people(s).

"Nigga if you don't get yo ass off that sack of fat pussy i'm gonna holla at the obese police"

by feedmefeedmefeedme(no homo) December 18, 2008

Obesity Cakes

A stack of pancakes doused in about a pint of syrup and covered in butter, usually consumed for breakfast.

Man, I really need to sleep off those obesity cakes I ate at the pancake house.

by Easy P March 18, 2004

morbidly obese

To be so fat that your life has no worth.

My friend Damian is morbidly obese. He spends all day sitting around watching the price is right and eating bonbons. He is a fat mess. He is too fat to fit in our canoe.

by Fat Clown Neighbor November 12, 2008

Obese Person

A big fat fatty with the head of a ratty and if they fall on you, you'll go splatty.

Non-Obese person A - Look, an obese person.
Non-Obese person B - SHUT UP! They'll hear you!

by No I'm Not Serious January 9, 2020

violently obese

When someone is so huge that you are actually afraid of them; the fear that said person might become angered and sit on you in retribution of making fun of said obesity.

If your carpool is a violently obese person, you're afraid to correct any traffic violations for fear they will smother you to quiet any objections to their driving.

by LizPow September 9, 2006