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nutty trumpet

While engaged in sex the one person puts one or both testicles in their mouth while simultaneously giving a hand job...
Last night was awesome, she gave me a nutty trumpet!
by Gostevego January 1, 2021
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The Nutty Professor

A prank, pulled on your spectacle-wearing friend, after he passes out. Once asleep, take aforementioned eye glasses, and place directly above your cock and balls. This will give the appearance of a sort of face; with the glasses serving as eyes, your dick being a nose, and your balls serving as jowels. Take a picture of The Nutty Professor, and send a copy to your friend, and whoever else you deem worthy. Make sure to tell all recipients of the sent photograph, who the spectacles belong to.
Look!! Chad's passed out! Quick, give me his glasses so I can do The Nutty Professor!!
by Undefeated Loser June 1, 2017
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The Nutty Barbarian

This act includes the following: You and your partner are heating things up, you tell them you need to "freshen up" in the restroom. You proceed to take the nastiest shit you can WITHOUT wiping. You run to the bed and sit on her face you then violently rub your non wiped ass and nuts up and down her face.
After along day of shopping with the wife and bad mexican food, she wanted to try on her new lingerie so I knew she was in for The Nutty Barbarian.
by Raydingess November 29, 2011
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Nutty pot

When you have semen ejaculated into your anus while simultaneously ejaculating.
Chet totally gave me a nutty pot last night.
by Relec June 11, 2018
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chin nutty

A deep throat blow job that results in a load being released on the chin
Man, I gave that Ho a Chin Nutty last night!!!!
by SillyHo May 17, 2014
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nutty coco

A popular derogatory term used by Australian youth to mentally demean a person's behaviour to that of a crazy native aboriginal tribesman.
Alex: God Kevin is such a bloody freak!
Simon: If he were any more spastic he'd be a nutty coco for sure!
by Philip Browning August 21, 2006
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