Nutella waffle

To engage in anal sex then soon afterward engage in traditional sex with the poop coated penis (the Nutella) inside the female vagina (waffle)

Dude I nutella waffled your mom so hard last night.

by Skylerlikesmen April 6, 2015

Japanese Nutella

When you finger a Japanese ass and proceed to suck on said finger for the rest of the week.

- Man, I hear you got with Miyuki last night.

- Yeah, things got dirty...
- Did you get your supply of Japanese Nutella for the week?

by mohawkd123 November 28, 2016

got the nutella

sexual acts far too perverse to discuss, write, or sign (with hands)

Lord Farquad- "Dude. I got the nutella today. SO AWESOME"
Magic Mirror- "...ew."

by plooperscooper February 4, 2010

Nutella Sandwich

A common result of a rowdy house party. One rude individual defecates on the toilet seat and proceeds to flatten the terd with the toilet cover resulting in something similar to the delicious hazelnut spread in between two Wonderbread slices.

Cory: Yo! What's on your pants bitch??
Jackie: huh?
Cory: did you just come from the bathroom?
Jackie: yeaah why?
Cory: You sat in my nutella sandwich! hahahaha

by mcfrato954 March 11, 2010

bitch nutella

The shit on the end of your dick after bum love

I pulled my cock out and there was so much bitch nutella on it, it was rank.

by Drift2236 June 11, 2006

nutella party

When a girl eats pop rocks then rubs a dudes dick in Nutella,and proceeds to give him oral

Andrew:Carol have me a Nutella party last night.
Dave: Oh dude so lucky, I Wish Jenny gave me one.
Andrew: She's giving me another tonight. I hope we have enough Nutella.

by Bulletpf February 24, 2014

Nutella Lollipop

A penis covered in shit after anal sex

Damn babe you fucked me so hard you got a Nutella lollipop

by Fucky August 11, 2015