Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon

The tendency some books on Judaism have to connect every damn thing to Jews at some point. Because, you know, Jews aren't blamed for everything enough as it is.

Jewish cookbook: "Jews have been making slow-cooked Sabbath cholent for years in order to fulfill the commandments of the day. In the Netherlands, they cooked white beans, goose fat, and honey together and ate it on the Sabbath. When the Pilgrims came to the Netherlands, they adopted the recipe, since they followed the same Sabbath laws, only on Sundays. When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they had no geese for fat, so they used pork fat. And they had no honey, so they used molasses. And thus, Boston baked beans were born."
Me: "This cookbook is playing a mean game of Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon."

by igm30001 January 25, 2017

Varsovian Kosher Shashlik

A sexual position that includes a Jewish girl getting spitroasted by a German and a Polish guy.

We gave our common friend a Varsovian Kosher Shashlik in order to strengthen our bond and celebrate our friendship. I love diversity.

by Ligmabalzz January 18, 2025

Kosher Right

Kosher Right
(noun)

A faction of conservative Republicans — called neocons — whose foreign policy stance shows unwavering loyalty to a certain “allied nation we do not speak of,” prioritizing that nation’s interests above their own country’s.

Used sarcastically to describe politicians or pundits who treat that alliance as sacred and beyond question, no matter the cost.

“Every time the topic comes up, he’s all about pretending to defend the USA, but he’s really defending that foreign ally who we do not speak of — total Kosher Right energy.”

by TheRectifierNL October 13, 2025

A “Kosher Taco”

How you describe someone who is half Jewish, half Mexican.

Diego Goldstein is A “Kosher Taco” because his dad is Mexican and his mother is Jewish.

by Tony Splagola October 21, 2019

Kosher Entrance

Entering a home or establishment via a neighbours roof or fence. A signature move popularised by Jewish worshipers in Melbourne trying to circumvent illegal synagogue gatherings during lockdown.

Will: "Steve I didn't see you come in, when did you get to the party?"
Steve: "I made a kosher entrance around the back about 10 minutes ago."

by ArminTamzarian September 15, 2021

Kosher meat

When you’re gay goy boy and like cut cock, you’re craving some of the “kosher meat”

- do you get meat?
- only if its kosher, im craving some kosher meat right now

by legoduplo82 August 2, 2024

Kosher KKrusader

A Kosher KKrusader is a Jewish Zionist living in occupied Palestine that carries out atrocities and steals the land of the indigenous population of Palestine. Similarly to their Christian counterparts they believe that they’re the chosen people and that their religious text is proof that the land is theirs.

All the Americans that move to the West Bank to live in settlements there are Kosher KKrusaders.

by HittiteLover83 January 18, 2024