Noseing

the act of putting your nose in a girls vagina and then going in and out with it and in the end you then blow it to imitate a climax.

Tim: hey hear about Declan last night?

Wesley: yea man I heard he has a threesome with Liz and Melanie

Tim: heard I heard he was noseing both of them all night.

by ThatLOLman November 28, 2012

noising me up

When someone, usually a stranger approaches you and engages you in one-way conversation.

The perpetrator believes that a perfectly reasonable discussion is taking place, however The content of the conversation is typically of little interest to the subject.

"I was standing by the bar and this guy came over and started noising me up about a load of rubbish.... he was cleary shitfaced"

"While I was handing out flyers outside the club a man came over and started noising me up about how House music is rubbish and started Mcing in my ear".

by Mikey R July 21, 2007

NASing

Snowboarding with a " narrow ass snowboard " (NAS)

Hey bro did you see that wicked NASing earlier?

by itsclark December 15, 2011

noising

metal music or rock that fucks off and gets on somebody's nerves a lot

please turn off this noising. I hate it. Get down to work instead of listening to this f... noising

by Andrius March 3, 2008

Noshing

A polite word for masterbation, often used by 12 year old boys.

"Oh yeah, I was noshing yesterday night in the bath; it was like a submarine!"

by Luckcock August 10, 2008

norsing

When you give a boy a wank with your tits

She is good at norsing

by Usman3321 April 18, 2018

noping

to cum in somebody's nose.

Me and my girlfriend are about to go noping.

by taco bop June 14, 2009