Michael Norton

The most handsome person alive with straight A's, infinite rizz, and has a 7-inch dick. A "Michael Norton" also has an unimaginable amount of aura (higher than Graham's number!). He locks in for NNN and loves Instagram. A "Michael Norton" is typically Gen Z and strongly despises Gen Alpha. Just a chill guy.

That guy is such a "Michael Norton" bro

by Mic2267 November 17, 2025

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Chuck Norton Crew

The Chuck Norton Crew are a bunch of groupies that worship the man that is Chuck Norton.

Are you part of the Chuck Norton Crew?

by JALDLSP August 15, 2024

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Samuel Norton

Samuel norton is the evil motherfucker at the head of shawshank prison in the shawshank redemption (book & movie.)
He forces andy dufresne to launder his money and hides behind the bible even though he lives a life of sin and ends up shooting himself.

Andy: dude the warden put me in the hole for like a month
Red: that's gay, why?
Andy: i called him obtuse
Red: what a faggot, fuck samuel norton

by Ted Kaczynski Fan 96 September 5, 2023

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Edward Norton

Literally sex on legs. I love EDNORT! I'm part of the Norton Nation... Total babe of a man.

He starred in some really great movies like Primal Fear, Fight Club, American History X, etc.

Person 1: I'm part of the Norton Nation!
Person 2: Oh man, me too! I love Edward Norton!

Edward Norton I think???: hell yeah

by KryptScout May 5, 2024

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