When you accidentally wear a white and red striped shirt on your driver's license picture or some other important picture.
by Cookie Monster's cookie January 29, 2018

by Katy Platypus July 31, 2017

(His naive ex): where's waldo?
(Homeboy) Young Waldo? That player is going with your best friend now.
(Homeboy) Young Waldo? That player is going with your best friend now.
by UrbanDictionaryEnthusiast April 25, 2014

When someone only posts group photos on their dating profile, making it hard to determine who they are and what they look like.
This guy is totally guilty of waldo-ing – all his dating app photos are group pics! How am I supposed to know which one he is?!
by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

An expression used to warn others that a woman is transgender in a club and her penis is hard to find because of its size, thus it is classified as Waldo. It is a "Where's Waldo" situation.
by quantum_duck July 26, 2024

by Thefanman February 13, 2017

Waldo / Waldo Blunt -3.5 Grams Rolled In One Standard Cigarillo Roll This Is Only Possible When The Tobacco Is Pushed Out The Roll Instead Of Broken Out & Weed Is Finely Packed And Shredded What You doing After Smoking This Shit I'm A Be Looking For Waldo
Well We Got Weed, We Can Roll A Waldo.
Naw I Rather Pass Around 7 Or 4 Fat Ass Blunts
You Weak Ass Bitch I'll Match You Two Hits Will Have You Shitting Diarrhea
Some May See It Extremely Expensive To Smoke A Waldo Blunt But Once They Do They Fall Asleep Not Thinking About It
Naw I Rather Pass Around 7 Or 4 Fat Ass Blunts
You Weak Ass Bitch I'll Match You Two Hits Will Have You Shitting Diarrhea
Some May See It Extremely Expensive To Smoke A Waldo Blunt But Once They Do They Fall Asleep Not Thinking About It
by Where'sAPseudonym June 22, 2018
