tissue bunnies

Tissue bunnies are the left over remnants of toilet paper particles that get trapped on the vulvar and vaginal areas after wiping.

"I'm enjoying cunnilingus on my wife, except for constantly having to spit out these tissue bunnies."

by TheGoddessCher May 24, 2015

Green Tissue

A slang term for a joint. Is mostly used if the joint's purpose was to drown ones sorrow but can be used in a standard sense.

"Damn bro my entire world went upside down after Lily cheated"

"Here bro take some of these Green Tissues it'll get ya mind off it man"

by epicbullet497 June 25, 2018

tissue berries

Balls of tissue tangled on ass hole hair

She has tissue berries on her ass hole

by buzzzkill March 26, 2016

Backup tissues

A box of backup tissues is allways held beside the pc of a streamer lucassott

Wait a second I'm going to get my backup tissues

by Illuminaattori69 October 25, 2018

warning tissue

These are facial tissues that are differently colored from the box's primary supply. They are located towards the end of the tissue box's lifespan. These serve as a warning to all users that the box's supply will soon run out and that it's time to purchase a new box of tissues.

"Dude, the next tissue isn't the same color!"
"Yeah, that's the warning tissue, you better get a new box! This one's almost out."

by AnotherAlternativeAnonymous October 18, 2012

Golden Tissue

The tissue that is used to clean the spunk after your first wank that you keep and cherish until you pass it down to your kids. This golden tissue will be passed down for generations to come keeping your legacy alive.

“Last week my Dad gave me his golden tissue, one day I will pass this down to my childeren”

by dWilfE January 1, 2019

Mr. Tissue

A name used for a tissue used to clean up ejaculations while masturbating.

Jonny! after your done jacking off, i need to use Mr. Tissue!

by theMASTERofallDARES June 22, 2011