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Upper Fort Scott Titty Nibbler

A legendary local menace (or hero, depending who you ask) known for sneak attacks on unsuspecting nipples during backyard bonfires, porch swings, or any unsupervised moment north of Vista View Circle. Equal parts myth and misdemeanor, this cheeky bandit leaves a trail of startled gasps, missing bras, and confused squirrels.
Hide your kids, hide your wife, lock up your coolers and clasp your bras — the Upper Fort Scott Titty Nibbler was spotted creeping behind the hedges on Vista View Circle again last night, right after the karaoke machine shorted out.
by Busty Bonita July 20, 2025
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nibbler

bob: come come come come come come come. tim: shut mouth nibbler
by veamm August 1, 2019
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Twat tickler teste nibbler

I have to go to my cousins birthday party. Twat tickler teste nibbler!
by Big Ball Nigga 69 April 25, 2024
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Nibbler’s Revenge

The opposite of Montezuma’s Revenge.

When you take a dump so dense, black and solid that it does not reflect visible light and can be harvested to power starships. May tear open the space-time continuum, or the anus.
“Hey Fry, why were you in the bathroom so long?”

“Sorry, Leela, I had a case of Nibbler’s Revenge.”
by JohnFromMathClass October 19, 2019
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chainsaw boob nibbler

an individual who is sucking at a boob that is very spikey and milk contains litteral steel
person1: hey look at dem spikey steel boobs!

bob: man i wanna suck them like a chainsaw boob nibbler
by neonon December 27, 2022
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shit nibbler

Son: Ew, the dog is eating poop again!
Father: Goddamn shit nibbler!!!!
by pretty princess. September 26, 2022
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