newt-chan

A gay asshole

Alpha is such a newt-chan!

by KawwaiiKat March 5, 2018

Fig Newts

"Fig Newts" a substitute for saying "figures". Primarily used when one does something they are infamous for or an event that is most likely to occur to oneself

"got drunk last night and slept with some random shrimp, and I didnt even get her name!!"

-RORY

"Fig Newts"

-PAM

by *PJP* October 31, 2011

Newt

The sexiest mf in maze runner fucking fight me for it I will let’s go asshat.

All the smart girls simp for him

Person: I prefer minho in maze runner
Smart person: I prefer newt bc he’s hella hot

by anonymous January 31, 2023

Pissed as a Newt

When someone’s had one too many Guinness’

Oh that Ethan, he is pissed as a newt

by GreatcrestedNewt June 7, 2020