A musical genius and towering yet benevolent God amongst men, especially manlets. This universally venerated six-foot tall idol has a global cult following of manlets. The obsessed fanboy manlets are known to hold microscopic parades on his birthday and for the construction of elaborate statues of Saint Newman, as the stunted manlets affectionately call him, even going so far as to name their dwarfish offspring after him. Well-known, beloved and highly respected for his brilliant sense of humor and the profundity of his insight into important social issues, two of of Randy Newman's countless smash hits are "Short People" (the anthem of manletism) and "You've Got a Friend in Me" (unless you're a manlet).
Lol, why are those soaking wet manlets holding hands while lying in that tiny puddle over there? Randy Newman sometimes goes for a walk in this neighborhood. The besotted manlets have formed an improvised miniature pontoon bridge in eager anticipation of their hero's potential arrival. They have been floating there like that for hours now. The puddle must be like a lake to those utterly insignificant little manlet boys. Surely they will later frolic around and play grab-ass like the elfish fairies that they are. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 23, 2024
Get the Randy Newmanmug. Newman is such an amazing uber driver who will ensure your ride is enjoyable and entertaning. Newman also has big dick energy. Hes his own newman.
by Joshua begal July 29, 2019
Get the Newmanmug. Fucking shit school in Western Australia, If you are a boy, and go to this school, you are either weird, a crackhead, or your a fucking creep. If you are a girl and go to this school, you are either popular, or sexualize anything. if you are anything in between, you are automatically the target of assault.
by #1 Glizzy Gobler July 22, 2023
Get the Newman Collegemug. When an individual inserts high potency ammonia smelling salts into their own anus resulting in what some would consider hazardous flatulence, commonly practiced in the homosexual community to increase awareness and arouse consciousness during long bouts of gay sex.
Kept falling asleep last night during the gang bang, had to soak a Newman to stay awake. The Soaking Newman always works
by Mr. Carriage June 12, 2025
Get the Soaking Newmanmug. by Kennysack79 November 23, 2021
Get the Glazed Newmanmug. .
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025
Get the Andy Samberg Andy Sameverg Is Minato Namikaze And Anna Newman Is Kushina Uzumaki Namikazemug. Amanda Newman is a wonderful person! If you ever meet Amanda Newman, make sure you become friends with her cause she is such a kind, caring, funny, BEAUTIFUL, Smart, and just an amazing person in general! love, Nya!!!
(she also has really great friends btw)
(she also has really great friends btw)
by n.chung October 1, 2019
Get the Amanda Newmanmug.