callum ness

erection gained when another male strokes your leg

tom gave me a callum ness

by Azzer123loooooooool October 23, 2008

P-Ness

P-Ness is the newest word for all forms of conversation, from (1) Boredom (2) Excitment (3) Adult Conversation.

(1)
A: I am soooooooooo bored
B:P-ness
A:.....
A:WTF DOES THAT MEAN

(2)
A:Hey man I just won the loto
B:total P-Ness man
A:What?
B:Thats what she said
A:.... um .. what?
B:P-NESS
A:...right

(3)
A:Hey sexy
B:Check out my P-ness
A:FUCK DUDE WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN, ok in example number 1 and 2 you said that, WTF does it mean?
B:It sounds like penis
A:o
A:Sweeeet

by Skiddles July 29, 2006

van ness

The definition of "white trash". Usually going around yellin mud cricket.

Hey van ness you see that mud cricket?

by Jimmyman5 April 26, 2016

Doily-ness

To be like the doily in essence, culture and manner. This adjective also describes the person in question's physical attributes.

Person: Oh, that girl is full of such wonderful doily-ness

by Said Person August 25, 2007

Ness mains

Fatherless motherfuckers with no skill at smash at all.

John: Dude i came across a fatherless ness main online and he spammed pk fire

Jake:Fuck ness mains they have no skill all they do is spam pk fire

John:Yeah

by Ganonndorf October 09, 2021

Ness-Epic

a thing/event/action that is more awsome than epic! Resulting in ness being placed before epic!

Those socks are ness-epic
That party was NESS-EPIC!!!!!

by nessepicmonster January 07, 2010

toolish-ness

An act of extreme toolitude.
Can be performed by a professional tool, or by someone who is not really a tool. Basically, anyone can perform and act of toolish-ness

Dude, last night, i was pwning on Halo 3, but then some major DB cubed pulled an act of extreme toolish-ness, and ended my killing spree.

by Master McHam September 26, 2007