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A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.
Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?
by mole_mole_mole February 24, 2020
mugGet the Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?mug.
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by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Cognitive Experiences Near My Right Shoulder, cognItive experIences neUar mUy riGht shouUlder, cognitivE experienceS neaR mY righT shouldeR <.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Historically Near-Sighted

a historically near-sighted person is someone who can only remember recent history, wether it be in the recent few centuries or even just the recent few years.
July 4, John: do you realize that a year ago today we had to use bread slices instead of buns for hot dogs?
Bob: do you also that realize today is when america became independent? John: REALLY? Bob: yes, its taught in history class. John: oh, sorry, i didn't know that becuase im historically near-sighted.
by d00dd00d February 5, 2010
mugGet the Historically Near-Sightedmug.

Near mess

Relocating your pet to the floor just in time to avoid a barf-on-the-bed situation
She awakened from her dream just in time to nudge Fifi onto the floor and achieve a near mess.
by TinyCatNavy February 4, 2022
mugGet the Near messmug.

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