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National Fuckboy Day

National Fuckboy day is on September 13th every year. Many fuckboys have been born on this day and unfortunately, this month. There are those few boys that escape this policy and others who are born on the other 335 days in the year. On this day, we mourn for those who have been tortured by the pathetic fuckboys, and allow ourselves to be even more petty than we usually are, they deserve it.
OMG, Chad was born on National Fuckboy Day...don't fuck with him.
by suchapeach September 13, 2016
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National Rape Day

Rape day is bullshit, there’s no such thing. If you think you can go around traumatizing people, YOU ARE SORELY MISTAKEN.
Jake: Oh yeah bro, It’s National Rape Day I’m gonna go rape Emily today, can’t wait to traumatize her.

Emily: Hold my pepper spray.

THATS NOT OKAY. CONSENT IS NEEDED
by noellsux April 14, 2021
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National Crush Day

National Crush Day can be any day, its a day to whoever have a crush and him/her would either post each other or sometimes even get bold and just be straight at him/her and get straight to the point.
National Crush Day is a day when people that like each other and basically revealing secrets to each other about why him/her likes each other
by 4knasiaa October 1, 2018
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National kiss day

National kiss day is April 13

So kiss you ever you want without having to have a relation ship
Single or taken kiss someone
On national kiss day you can kiss who ever you want don’t hessitat just kiss them
by Lopez191 May 26, 2018
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National Pegging Day

Its June 24th! Time to get the strap and take the ego of a man down a peg by pegging him on National Pegging Day (with consent of course).
by SourdoughBread April 10, 2021
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National Juul Day

April 27. A week after 4/20. This is a national holiday for all Juulers. Rip all the Juul u can until ur fucking lungs pop. Have fun this 4/27.
“Yooo I can’t wait to rip so much juul on April 27th. It’s National Juul Day!”
by Tcall April 20, 2019
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National retard day

Hey its only a month till national retard day where we can celebrate that stupid person for being stupid
by Couchblue77 October 14, 2019
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