Myspace Comment Tennis

When you're lurking someone's comments on Myspace and you read something that really sparks your interest, and you decide you just HAVE to read the other part of the conversation. So what do you do? Go to the other person's page, lurk it up, and find yourself going back and forth from page to page being a creepsteroni.

Private profiles prevent Myspace Comment Tennis from happening.

Johnny's creepin around AmyAutopsy's profile & starts to read her comments when he comes across something tantalizing! A comment left by ChainsawChase that says "No fucking way!! He did WHAT?! AND HE PUT IT WHERE?!!" followed by another comment from Chase: "Oh whatever bitch, you need to learn how to keep your mouth off of other guys." Johnny decides this is too good to not read Amy's side of the convo, so he heads over to Chase's page and reads the comments that Amy left him, starting a nice game of Myspace Comment Tennis.

by lurksteroni May 21, 2007

me, myself, and i

Lonely.

I'm here by myself, just me, myself, and I.

by TheRealPotato January 23, 2017

myspace magic

When a person looks better in their myspace pictures than they do in real life.

Dan: "That chick I saw on myspace is so hot."
John: "Don't get your hopes up, it's just myspace magic."

by Saranader January 15, 2008

I Can't Kill Myself

A term Nigerians often use to justify their tiredness or hesitance to do more than they have already done. A phrase that has become a handy excuse for lazy people.

The phrase however, is the first portion of the refrain in a famous song by Timaya with the same name. The song insidiously grows on you, crawls into your ears and lays musical eggs in your brain.

Amaka: Seyi, will you attend tomorrow's meeting?
Seyi: No, i won't. I can't kill myself.

by Grumpy Ned January 4, 2020

Myspace Photo

Any photo taken by photographing oneself in the bathroom mirrior.

I took my myspace photo in the bathroom.

by Pete December 27, 2004

myseduce

when someone hits on you through myspace message or comment

usually done by the ghetto, horny, and socially awkward

girl: "that weird boy kept trying to myseduce me all night. wtf."

"wats good with u mami?...jus tryin 2 get 2 kno a shawty...i'm feelin yer pics."
-classic example of wanksta myseduction

by admshame March 7, 2008

Mysterious Lady Parts

A term coined by Ricky Bobby (Will Ferrell) in Talladega Nights referring to well, no one knows, thats why they're called MYSTERIOUS lady parts.

"Why is Jenn such a bitch today?"
"I think there's something going on with her mysterious lady parts."

by TerpForLife January 5, 2009