muzzle loading

the act of sticking a slim like object up a mans pee hole for pleasure

henry and john had a great night muzzle loading

by mungforfun69 November 28, 2017

Cock muzzle

A male chastity belt that is used because someone can't keep there dick out of trouble

Noah needed a cock muzzle because he was such a whore

by A1day1b2day2 February 12, 2017

Muzzle Loading

The act of blowing cocaine up a girls ass, and then proceeding to have anal sex.

My dick was numb after muzzle loading that girl last night.

by alwaysdabbin April 30, 2016

Muzzle loaded

Verb - when your old lady or significant other won’t shut their mouth and keeps nagging you so you walk over and and forcefully shove your cock down her/ there throat to shut them up

Man, I’ll tell you what. My old lady was hounding me to do chores, so I walked over to her and muzzle loaded her till she turned purple

by Bootfuckjimmi January 27, 2023

liberal muzzle

A name for the face coverings people wear who still believe COVID-19 is a threat. Despite everyone else unmasked, they continue to insist on wearing masks in public, making it difficult for anyone to effectively communicate with them. Although their motives are unclear, it is suspected they belong to some sort of political echo chamber that has no concept of a benefit-risk analysis.

Person 1: Did you hear anything the professor said during lecture?
Person 2: No, they had their liberal muzzle on.

by CrispyJack February 20, 2023

muzzle-loading

to place a metal rod in the urethra of the penis, utilized during sexual intercourse.

Man, have your girl take a shot at muzzle-loading, you'll thank me later.

by outlandishoutlaw October 16, 2023

The Muzzle Loader

The Muzzle Loader is when you take a viagra pill and place it in your urethra where you then "ram" it a Q-tip like you are loading a muzzle loader musket, hence the name. Upon completion of this you engage in intercourse and when you are about to finish you scream "TALLY HO" as the viagra pill is launched into the vagina.

Oh man we did The Muzzle Loader last night, it was amazing!

by 12b&vader November 22, 2023