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shitocki mushrooms 

shitocki mushrooms i left my bag in school.

Gandalf Mushrooms 

An extraordinarily wrinkly mushroom found in the lands of North America. This mushroom resembles the lower chin of an extremely old man, and is said to have the wisest powers of them all but fends off its opponent by its unattractive, war-torn, wrinkly chin and mouldy cap. This lad has seen it all. It will only appear when the picker is specifically supposed to be doing something and accidentally comes across it.
I was supposed to be beating rose and blackberry brambles but got distracted by these huge Gandalf Mushrooms
Gandalf Mushrooms by Oobagogo November 4, 2023

Minge mushrooms 

A fungal infection on a womanโ€™s vagina
In all of this hot weather Kylie ended up with a big crop of minge mushrooms

I like mushrooms 

Hey, i like mushrooms
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Holy Shit Fucking Mushrooms 

when shit is so out-of-hand that you are tripping balls, i think
it's what the scientists from Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon say when things go haywire
Holy shit fucking mushrooms! There goes Chernobyl Reactor No. 4!