Murk

When your penis gets messy from sticking it in a vagina.

Person 1: OH MY GOSH!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I was having sex last night.
Person 2: Did it feel good?
Person 1: Yah. Until I got murk on me.
Person 2: Can I feel it.
Person 1: ...
Person 1 leaves.
Person 2: Was it something I said?

by ChunkyMilk March 09, 2014

Murk

to cause grevious bodily harm to an adversary or enemy. can also be thrust upon innocent members of the public.

Ill murk your mum
Murk 'im

by visibilly iller than u November 24, 2004

Murk

To beat or smack someone with a beanie baby.

If you don't do that I'll murk you!

by I like to chase squirrels November 25, 2009

Murked

The act of being the victim of a murk. Murk is defined as touching all of your fingers to your thumb and forcing somebody to look at you in an act of trickery. This usually results in said victim looking at your hand therefore they have been murked and forever shamed.

Guy 1: Hey bro look at these sick new shoelaces I got (holds hand in previously described murk position in front of his shoe laces).
Guy 2: (Looks at shoelaces and subsequently the hand of his "bro" in the murk position). Damn bro, why you gotta do this to me? I've already been murked like five times today.
Guy 1: Haha pussy.

by McG1234 December 17, 2010

Murk

1. To be beaten up/To beat someone up/To beat someone so much that their appearance is altered

2. To be extremely unattractive/disfigured, as if you had been beaten up

I was in a scrap yesterday, I got murked!

He's gunna get murked!

I went on a blind date yesterday, turns out the girl was murked!

by c-Yorkridz November 22, 2010

Murk

To be stolen from in a most violent fashion.

Don't fuck around and get murked on your birthday.

by Katelyn and Rebecca December 21, 2004

murked

fugly.

friend one: was he cute?
friend two: naah man, he was murked.

by naaaaaaaahb. July 29, 2009