mormon 

A group of people part of a religion whose populace mostly lives in Utah and have a deep love of Napoleon Dynamite, BYU, Elder Uchtdorf and Holland, and all things Geeky.

She's a mormon, so talk about Star Wars, BYU, or the German man in the white shirt.

mormon by Ray Maximoff November 9, 2017

Mormon 

The term "mormon" is slang for members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. They read from the Bible, the Book of Mormon, the Pearl of Great Price, and the Doctrine and Covenants. They are for the most part, very kind people and do not believe in the use of alcohol, drugs, coffee, and tea. The Church of Jesus Christ is the only christian church that teaches that we are spirits and had a pre-mortal life. During the pre-mortal life, they believe that we chose to come down to earth, then after our mortal life, we go back to Heavenly Father and become immortal. They believe that God always wants us to be happy, and that he loves us endlessly.

1: can I talk with missionaries?
2: you want to be mormon?
1: yeah

Mormon by always music June 25, 2020

Mormon 

n. A person who is one em away from being a moron
adj. Pertaining to the above-mention type of person.

It turns out that not all people from Utah are Mor(m)ons, fortunately.

Mormon by Freethinker July 7, 2004

Mormon 

* Proper term is LDS
* They believe the following:

1) Believe God's name is Elloheem

2) Jesus and Satan are brothers

3) After the ressurection Jesus came to America, helped the Lamenites (Native Americans) win a great war, then wrote it on gold plates.

4) Elloheem is a pimp married multiple bitches and has lots of ghost babies

5) People need to have lots of kids, so the ghost babies can be born, even though some can't afford the ones they already have

6) Satan had an uprising, took his followers to Earth where they tell everyone to do bad things

7) Elloheem didn't like the angels who remained neutral in the great angel war, so he turned them into Black people

8) If people are good enough, they turn White and recieve their own planet

9) Joseph Smith is their idol and is bigger than Jesus and the Beetles

10) They also wear magic pajamas that protect them from ALL harm

11) They can't take anything which alters their state of mind such as: drugs, alcohol, and caffine (even though a vast majority of them keep the mtn dew industry running strong)

mormon, mormon, mormon...

Mormon by Hyperaktivemind July 27, 2010

mormon 

a pathetic religious group that get pwned by the jehovah's witnesses. JW's are better. mormons rely on having huge families to get more people in their religion because they suck so much at converting people. they may seem jolly and good-hearted to many, but their foundation of their religion is more corrupt than one may think.

they dont drink alcohol becuse it is a sin, but jesus drank wine. what do you say about that?

mormon by afr1 March 27, 2005

mormon 

mormons (latter days saints) are very respectable people. they dont have rules, but guidelines that they personally choose to follow to live a richer, more fullfilled life. they do NOT practice polygamy. they are not a cult. they are just a christian religion that believes it has the truth.

The mormons are very happy and content, and should be treated equally like all other religions.

mormon by tallchicka July 16, 2005

mormon 

mormons are not f'ing christians by any f'ing means

that f'ing mormon thinks he is a christian how stupid

mormon by cralisl August 9, 2006