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Mongolian Corkscrew

To cut off the circulation to the head of your erect penis until it turns purple, then grab your balls and start rotating them around your penis clockwise until there is immense pain. Then you masturbate so when you cum it causes your balls to burst.
Yeah my friend Timmy lost his balls to a Mongolian Corkscrew.
by DrPepper0202 February 22, 2023
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Mongolian Corkscrew

To cut of circulation to the head of your penis until it turns purple, then grab your balls and twist and spin them around your penis clockwise until there is immense pain. Then masturbate as fast as possible so when you cum your balls burst.
My friend Timmy sadly lost his balls to a Mongolian Corkscrew
by DrPepper0202 February 23, 2023
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Mongolian Popsicle

When a male freezes his dick and then a girl gives him oral sex.
My girlfriend is going to give me a mongolian popsicle!
by finnerty42 October 17, 2010
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The Mongolian Mitten

The frightening act of a mans hand, usually after an extended time spent in the cold winter weather, entering the females asshole and the spreading his fingers wide so as to warm his hands prior to sex.
The greasy italian came in from the cold pennsylvanian winter with near frost bite and in desperation prior to sex stuck his hand into his unsuspecting girlfriends ass to warm his hand with the nice environment of her inner sphincter, also known as giving her the Mongolian Mitten.
by snatchman2 May 6, 2010
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Mongolian Spacesuit

Mid-coitus, you pull out and finish ejaculating into a fish bowl. Then you proceed to place the fish bowl over her head. Once that has been completed, push her face against the side so that she looks Chinese.
John was having a good time with Susan last night. He even gave her the Mongolian Spacesuit!
by HipsterLumberjack December 20, 2013
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Mongolian Psycho

A person of Mongolian descent that tries to kill a household pet such as a rabbit, dog, bird, or even sometimes small children for game. They may use the meat in Oriental foods.
I went over to Chong's house yesterday and ate his home made Mongolian Beef. It tasted just like Little Jimmy next door, I'm suspecting he may be a Mongolian Psycho.
by StraightGuy January 12, 2009
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Mongolian Children

What I keep in my basement
I have a Mongolian children on my basement
by MEJION July 6, 2020
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