The woman who gave birth to you. She sometimes gets in your face & business, she has mood swings & at times just loses it, but you love her no matter what & she loves you too.
All any mom really wants is to have one day a week to just relax & not have to drive their kids everywhere.
She's the woman who takes care of all the pets you promised to feed & bathe but 'forget', the one who buys you almost everything in the world, the one who hugs you when you're upset & always has a shoulder to cry on, the one who deals with anything from Tampons to heartbreaks when dads don't, the one who always searches for bargains, & one of the few females who won't start rumors about you & start drama.
In other words, the crazy lady well all love.
All any mom really wants is to have one day a week to just relax & not have to drive their kids everywhere.
She's the woman who takes care of all the pets you promised to feed & bathe but 'forget', the one who buys you almost everything in the world, the one who hugs you when you're upset & always has a shoulder to cry on, the one who deals with anything from Tampons to heartbreaks when dads don't, the one who always searches for bargains, & one of the few females who won't start rumors about you & start drama.
In other words, the crazy lady well all love.
Me: Mom, can I have this new CD?
Mom: You just got one!
Me: But I really like this band! I found it online cheap & new.
Mom: -sighs- How much, honey?
Mom: You just got one!
Me: But I really like this band! I found it online cheap & new.
Mom: -sighs- How much, honey?
by ToriFTW January 03, 2009
by keepout October 04, 2009
Beyoncé is such an inspiration, she is my mom.
by Cunt707 March 16, 2015
The most beautiful loving person in the world. She will do anything for her kids and will never give up no matter the circumstances. A mom is stronger then anyone else. She'll tough it out and be there through thick and thin. She's the best person in a childs life. Sometimes you'll get in a fight with her, but she'll always forgive you. She is the true definition of beauty.
by thrscarybearunderyourbed April 11, 2015
by Negative- March 31, 2005
Dat lady who drives you nuts but who you can’t help but love....... hopefully. Amazing woman Super short. LOVES FLOWERS! Hates guns and most definitely dislikes you.
Mom: will you be home for dinner?
You: nope.
Mom: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE THEN DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH EFORT IT TOOK TO COOK IT!!! Sit down boy and let me tell you!
You: ugh.
Mom: so I was at Starbucks.......
You: nope.
Mom: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE THEN DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH EFORT IT TOOK TO COOK IT!!! Sit down boy and let me tell you!
You: ugh.
Mom: so I was at Starbucks.......
by FamilyFave October 14, 2019
some woman you didn't chose to be with yet you are stuck with your entire life until you move out. bitch who always thinks she's right, and if you DARE say she's wrong all hell breaks loose. nags the shit out of you about how you don't do enough chores. goes apeshit if you dont get perfect grades. tells you that you have to be forever grateful that she brought you into this world.
"do the laundry! clean your room! get better grades! your a failure and will never make it in life!" -mom
"FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!" - me
"FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!" - me
by titaniccc45 August 21, 2009