A Miranda is one of those girls who never shows anyone her vagina. But somehow.. someway.. you know its really nice and pretty.
Bro did you see that miranda earlier? Yea man but all i could think about was how nice her vagina prolly was.
by TBenH December 19, 2016
A very stubborn girl. She is pretty but can be stupid or "blonde" to most things being said. She likes to act as the leader of the group or squad but she is most of time just a bitch who doesn't have friends.
by Krissyloves<3 December 24, 2014
A fake ass bitch that always wears to much make up , and steels all the guys hearts because shes skinny!, Even tho if they looked hard enuff they would see what she really looks like under all her make up.! Come on guys look harder!!!
Miranda
by Anonimuusss November 10, 2010
by Lill chabo December 12, 2016
Garfield is a Miranda's favorite animal. She is weird, friendly (only when she wants to be), LOVES to read and bake. She loves sweets and lots of different kinds of food. She acts like she's ugly but really she's cute (don't let her lie to you). Miranda is extremely lazy, but still a great friend. She is very loyal and loves to hangout. Miranda is shy, unless you're her best friend. She doesn't have much interest in relationships. She is always there to listen to your problems and comfort you in her own socially awkward ways. She LOVES animals. She doesn't know what to do with her future but she'll be happy as long as she's with her friends and family. Mirandas are seriously the best friends you could ever get. She will love you forever and put up with all of your bullshit. She is also the sole definition of a bookworm.
Abby: Why do you sit around all day?
Miranda: I'm saving my energy for the apocalypse!
Quinn: Which one?
Miranda: Which ever one comes first.
Miranda: I'm saving my energy for the apocalypse!
Quinn: Which one?
Miranda: Which ever one comes first.
by ThatOneFriend... May 07, 2020
an extremely attractive, outstanding, intelligent, sweet, caring, funny girl. who has the most beautiful brown eyes, really really cute freckles, and cheeks, and a strong jaw line, and a cute nose, and beautiful big lips. Shes latina, usually a miranda is 50% cuban, 25% Italian, and 25% mexican. she’s all around an amazing person that you will meet in your life. she sticks by your side, and even though she might say some jokes that hurt shes only joking (she jokes a fuck ton). she is a partier, social ,but slightly shy. she’s my baby. but shes very independent, and can do a-lot on her own. ohh and don’t forget about the mcdonald's and fettuccini addiction.
you see that perfect girl over there.
Yeah isnt that miranda jaydens girlfriend.
Yeah it is ,he is so damn lucky.
Yeah isnt that miranda jaydens girlfriend.
Yeah it is ,he is so damn lucky.
by nedyaj morf srevotfel July 02, 2019
Miranda is a sweet, kind, and outgoing type of girl. She likes to stay indoors, and doesn't like outdoors. She doesn't like sports that involve a lot of energy. Mirandas are sometimes lazy and don't like to run or do stuff they don't want to do.
They are argumentative with their friends, but will obey their parents without a second thought.
They are fashionable, and like to dress the trend.
They are usually Mexican and have brown or black hair.
They are argumentative with their friends, but will obey their parents without a second thought.
They are fashionable, and like to dress the trend.
They are usually Mexican and have brown or black hair.
by Rachcamx10 December 20, 2019