A Miranda is one of those girls who never shows anyone her vagina. But somehow.. someway.. you know its really nice and pretty.
Bro did you see that miranda earlier? Yea man but all i could think about was how nice her vagina prolly was.
by TBenH December 18, 2016

A very stubborn girl. She is pretty but can be stupid or "blonde" to most things being said. She likes to act as the leader of the group or squad but she is most of time just a bitch who doesn't have friends.
by Krissyloves<3 December 24, 2014

A fake ass bitch that always wears to much make up , and steels all the guys hearts because shes skinny!, Even tho if they looked hard enuff they would see what she really looks like under all her make up.! Come on guys look harder!!!
Miranda
by Anonimuusss November 11, 2010

by Lill chabo December 12, 2016

Garfield is a Miranda's favorite animal. She is weird, friendly (only when she wants to be), LOVES to read and bake. She loves sweets and lots of different kinds of food. She acts like she's ugly but really she's cute (don't let her lie to you). Miranda is extremely lazy, but still a great friend. She is very loyal and loves to hangout. Miranda is shy, unless you're her best friend. She doesn't have much interest in relationships. She is always there to listen to your problems and comfort you in her own socially awkward ways. She LOVES animals. She doesn't know what to do with her future but she'll be happy as long as she's with her friends and family. Mirandas are seriously the best friends you could ever get. She will love you forever and put up with all of your bullshit. She is also the sole definition of a bookworm.
Abby: Why do you sit around all day?
Miranda: I'm saving my energy for the apocalypse!
Quinn: Which one?
Miranda: Which ever one comes first.
Miranda: I'm saving my energy for the apocalypse!
Quinn: Which one?
Miranda: Which ever one comes first.
by ThatOneFriend... May 7, 2020

A short Latina who looks like she plays tennis. Plays soccer very well and she looks like she is a beaner. Sucks at texting back and very mean sometimes.
by sadloseerx December 20, 2018

She is an amazing person that you couldn't live without. Once you meet her, you can't forget her. It's imposible not to love her. She will be the greatest thing that ever happened to you.
by Mayleigh Taylor February 28, 2019
