halo farm chocolate milk

Chocolate milk with the consistency and taste of mud water.

Person 1: Man, Jacob drinks copious amounts of mud water
Person 2: No that's halo farm chocolate milk
Person 1: They mean the same thing
Person 2: You right

by Failedwhisper June 20, 2019

Chocolate Milk

When you get a blowjob while your penis is covered in chocolate

"Dude my girlfriend gave me a chocolate milk last night!"

by Dr. GingerBeard May 21, 2019

chocolate milk women

(n) (choc)-(o)-(late) (milk) (wo-men)

A woman who loves black men who are tall

Chocolate Milk Women : A woman who loves black men who are tall

She is such a chocolate milk woman, she is always with jaquan, darius, or tyrone.

by Kyle697000 May 10, 2016

Chocolate Milk

you bang a mom and you suck on her titties and get milk from them. Then go and spit it into her ass and eat her ass out and drink the ‘chocolate milk’

You know Stacy's mom, yeah she gave me some of that Chocolate Milk

by Mario's_pitcrew July 30, 2021

chocolate-milk alternative

Refers to a "just as bad or worse" substitution-product/activity employed to supposedly "fill the void" created by a discontinued unhealthy habit --- the idea here is that while the milk itself may indeed be low-fat, the added calorie-rich and sugary-sweet chocolate has far more fattening ingredients than just the cream in full-fat milk could possibly have contained, and so the person will likely gain even more weight than ever.

Three classic --- and very tragic --- examples of a "chocolate-milk alternative" would be a substance-abuse recovery-program's giving a dry-drunk lots of high-sugar foods in place of alcohol, someone's switching to compulsive shopping in place of gambling, or a person's becoming harshly-snappy and irritably-demanding after giving up cigarettes.

by QuacksO November 5, 2018

Chocolate Milk

When you're sad it turns your day around.
When your lonely its their for you
Even when you're bored their are the puzzles on the sides of cartons.
Chocolate milk is so good you'll cum from the intense pleasure upon your taste buds.

The kids at lunch came all over the table when they drank chocolate milk at lunch.

by xXGuers4LifeXx September 9, 2014

Chocolate Milk#5896

Your best friend on Discord.

Is that Chocolate Milk#5896!?

by a random guy using urban dict May 20, 2021