Vegan microwave

Putting a carrot up your ass

Damn that girl Rebecca invented the vegan microwave.

by Chromatin Nice June 15, 2018

Detroit Microwave

Microwave from Detroit

"Yo man, where's your microwave from?"
"Detroit"
"Yo man, That's a fuckin Detroit Microwave"

by SillySausage42 September 4, 2022

Kit Kat in A Microwave

A lesbian orgy. Lesbian porn is two chocolate bars, a chocolate bar being something someone likes, a Kit Kat in a microwave is a intense lesbian orgy.

That was one hell of a Kit Kat in a microwave.

by TheLaziestGinger July 11, 2019

Big spoon in a microwave

It is like a spoon in the microwave (in that it kills you), except there is a massive person hanging dong behind you, creepily staring over shoulder.

Shit! I just wanted to put a spoon in the microwave, but now there is a big, burly, naked man behind me! Now it's a big spoon in a microwave!

by Delicious Sandwich February 2, 2022

Punch a microwave day

Do you ever feel like you want to punch a microwave? well today is (probably not) the day! On Dec 19th, you can punch a microwave!

I want to participate in Punch a microwave day

by Speegey December 19, 2021

North Korean Microwave

The North Korean Microwave, not to be confused with the north Korean wheelchair.

Is a sex position involving 3-9 50+ year old men in traditional North Korean military attire(6 for optimal outcome.)
A rotating glass platform, a woman and an elevated surface.

The woman is to be positioned below the elevated surface on the rotating platform and all 50+ year old men are to be positioned on the elevated surface and told to finish before the platform makes 3 complete rotations.

John: Hey I finally had my first North Korean Microwave yesterday

Peter: Wow, how fast was the platform rotating?

John: 1.43rpm

by Jonathon Saccs Gobbsfrey, II January 28, 2023

Microwace

A chaotic device of unknown origin hosting a multitude of dials and switches of miscellaneous function.

You have been visited by the Microwace
God help you...

by EnderMeep March 30, 2022