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Michaelangeloism 

A woman’s desire to be captured in males’ imaginations as a perfect object of beauty, whether physical, emotional, or intellectual.

Neurotic adherence to it leaves women unable to process categorical statements, especially regarding female nature.
When a woman says that it’s not women’s fault that they don’t initiate conversations or dates because “modern menaren’t attractive enough, she is displaying Michaelangeloism.
Michaelangeloism by saintsundere August 31, 2024

Michelin star fandom 

A fandom known for producing works of quality, such as detailed and rendered art pieces, fanfiction that is considered to be novel-esque, and cosplays using professional materials and careful makeup to look as similar to the character as possible.
"When this fandom cooks it makes masterpieces" "Yeah it's a Michelin star fandom"
Michelin star fandom by Chai Spice January 20, 2025

Michaelitus

Michaelitus is a rare disorder causing extreme avoidance of work and a bad back that would put a camel to shame .

The only known definitive cure is the Sausage Stabilization Regimen: Eat exactly half a sausage each day for three consecutive days.
I’ve a dose of MICHAELITUS
Michaelitus by Jaskey March 30, 2026

Michaelitus

Michaelitus is a rare disorder causing extreme avoidance of work and a bad back that would put a camel to shame .

The only known definitive cure is the Sausage Stabilization Regimen: Eat exactly half a sausage each day for three consecutive days.
I’ve a dose of MICHAELITUS
Michaelitus by Jaskey March 30, 2026

College Michelin Star 

Award given to a college student kitchen that has produced dishes other than pasta, couscous, and scrambled eggs. Prize includes a set of forks that match each other.
Gaia: “I went over to Brooke’s last night and she made baked potatoes with mushrooms.”
Sammy: “Someone give that girl a College Michelin Star.”
College Michelin Star by daltonjfk September 27, 2019