Stephen Merchant

Hot dude
i love him
he is pretty
i fangirl over him
i love stephen merchant
<3

Me- I love stephen merchant
Friend- No he is a nerd
Me- Good bye
Friend = dead

by omgomgomgiloveyou June 16, 2011

Anal Merchant

1. somebody in the business of distributing the pleasure of anal.

2. somebody who takes part in anal so often that it becomes a job.

woah, have you seen craig lately? Anal merchant if i ever saw one... he is never away from ass..

by monkeescrotum October 13, 2010

Blade Merchant

It's hard tae explain mate... It's like when ye come hame fae a night oot wi the troops after popping hexies aw night and this raj cunt fae muirhoose comes up tae your bit wi a knife wanting tae jib ye.

"Mate, stay awai fae that cunt, he's a blade merchant, he will pure slash ye"

"Ken mate, he's a bam"

by BeckyBoo21421995 September 4, 2016

Merchant Banker

The slightly more polite way of saying a W@nk3r.

"My son's heading for a life in the pits; all he wants to do is be a merchant banker in the toilets.

by gilo December 2, 2004

merchant of venice

The play written by Shakespeare, defining the art of shit being fucked

Merchant of Venice

Shylock: Fuck this shit, shits fucked

by LeeroyBoiii November 25, 2013

Rug Merchant

A lesbian matchmaker.

Julia would never have met Kate had it not been for that rug merchant on Bourbon Street.

by FengTao April 27, 2011

Sodomy merchant

A word used to describe an individual with little respect for the opposite sex. The definition does not insinuate an individual practices 'sodomy,' but rather he/she talks in a dirty tone, normally at the expense of others.

Don't pay attention to him, he's just a massive sodomy merchant

by sodomiser October 21, 2010