Mayor Todd is the beater of Jill and wearer of fine Mary Kay cosmetics. Mayor Todd has no car and resembles Ed Sullivan. The shoulders on a Mayor Todd are shrunken and concave and the hands are small and child-like.
1. Mayor Todd collects restraining orders and kitchen magnets.
2. That Mayor Todd looks fantastic in blush and lipstick.
2. That Mayor Todd looks fantastic in blush and lipstick.
by Mercer The Ragged Cne-Eyed Pup January 25, 2021
Get the Mayor Toddmug. the meaning is like “I may as well ~blah balh~” , but we would do things as our mayors would cause our mayors are important people!
our mayors would buy a TV while it is discounted
by amigojapan2 May 14, 2015
Get the our mayors wouldmug. Noun. The mayor of Arlington, Oregon who was launched to fame for being recalled after a relative posted interwebalicious pictures of her in undies to MySpace.
by Newspaperer March 2, 2008
Get the Mayor Carmenmug. Hey do you think Philadelphia is full of coons? Hell yeah, ever since mayor michael nutter took over and was all like YOOO im Ben Carson before Ben carson, Carsception mother fuckers.
by hitlertoall September 6, 2016
Get the mayor michael nuttermug. In a group of friends, the mayor of spooptown is the one that doesnt get scared by anyone or anything
by Moonie, the moonpie September 28, 2020
Get the Spooptown Mayormug. Ken Sim (Mayor)? You mean the guy who became mayor of Vancouver, hired a bunch of cops, discussed heating a swimming pool via crypto farm, uses public city hall office as private gym? Yeah he fucking sucks.
Yeah, he probably shows up at more VPD glory holes than city council meetings.
Yeah, he probably shows up at more VPD glory holes than city council meetings.
by pooooooki July 30, 2025
Get the Ken Sim (Mayor)mug. This expression emerged from the mid 18th-century revival of government cosplay. During this time, the plague was running rampant and people's only solace was to dress up as various political figures, which eventually involved into an intense escapist community complete with conventions, reenactments, and an international shortage of Calvin Coolidge figurines. The expression has experienced a revival due to Gen Z's renewed interest in politics due to a popular sound on TikTok from the viral SNL skit of Trump singing "Boy's a Liar Pt. 2" by popular female rapper Ice Spice. " This is expression is positive, uplifting, and meant to imbue the community with a sense of political passion and pure, unadulterated Americanism. Go forth, youths.
Your stimulus check came in? That's the mayor's balls!!
You walked in on your parents doing it?? That's so NOT the mayor's balls!!
Angelina rejected your promposal?? Damn, going to prom with Angelina would've been the mayor's balls.
You walked in on your parents doing it?? That's so NOT the mayor's balls!!
Angelina rejected your promposal?? Damn, going to prom with Angelina would've been the mayor's balls.
by WalkingLiability March 7, 2024
Get the That's the Mayor's Balls!mug.