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mathew herron

Mathew Herron is the scenario where you have your penis stuck one inch in your mom and your dads stuck one inch in your butt, and you are stuck with the decision of pushing forward or backwards to get out of the situation
"that dude just got Mathew Herroned, damned if he does, damned if he doesn't"
by Asahn Romahdi June 3, 2017
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mathew baker

Mathew baker is a very sexy, strong, and caring gentlemen who will care about hard-work and gains at the gym he is a loving and caring person. Mathew baker most likely is a cat person. there hair usually has a few styles the most common is that of a mop. if you find a Matthew baker worship him as he is probably god.
by jeny cook February 22, 2023
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trooper mathew

A specific name for one who may possibly have been dropped as a child or born with a deformed frontal cortex, this is a name that you could give to someone for being an absolute imbecile
Stop acting like a Trooper Mathew
by Vespp June 6, 2023
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Mathew

A fuckboy that thinks he's cute, but he's ugly as fuck. Will text/fuck anything that walks. Insecure manchild. Is currently cheating on girlfriend. Annoying voice. Makes jokes that aren't funny. Face resembles that of a frog. 10/10 would not recommend
Person 1: "Mathew is an asshole"
Person 2: "I agree wholeheartedly"
by IHasTheDiggestBick November 2, 2018
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Mathew Ordonez

Mathew Ordonez is the most attractive man in Connecticut and he often hangs out with a group of weirdos but he’s shines the most out of all of them
by Xplovesyou November 23, 2021
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Mathew Macias

A dumb fat wetback with a small penis and big fat head, he can't even walk upright.
Whoah look at that thicc nigga Mathew Macias, he so retarded i could bust one on him and he wouldn't even know!
by Autistic_lives_matter March 5, 2019
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