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Mashed potatoes

Typically made with Yukon gold potatoes for best result.
He made me mashed potatoes with dinner the other night.
by anonymous July 12, 2018
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Mashed Potatoes

A vegetable(Or severely autistic person) who just ate shit.
"Bro did you see that autistic kid fall?"
"Yeah, His ass is mashed potatoes"
by ShadyShrooms December 4, 2023
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mashed potatoes

mashed potatoes (slang, political) — A self-inflicted humiliation, especially one involving Donald Trump, where he provokes or instigates a situation that backfires spectacularly, leaving him publicly embarrassed but unwilling to admit fault or laugh at himself. Originates from a childhood story in which Trump, after teasing his younger brother, had a bowl of mashed potatoes dumped on his head by his older brother, an incident that reportedly left a lasting mark on his pride.
When Trump stumbled and couldn’t correctly explain the Constitution during the interview, commentators called it pure mashed potatoes—a humiliation entirely of his own making.
by SWEPro August 13, 2025
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Mashed Potato Quickie

At a family thanksgiving, while preparing mashed potatoes, you leave the kitchen while the potatoes boil, and fuck before they are finished. You return like nothing happened.
Hey girl, the family is driving me nuts, let’s go have a mashed potato quickie
by Sickfuckquickfucks November 27, 2019
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Mashed potato neck

Referring to a thick double or triple stacked neck. Usually worn by a skinny person with a layered neck. Often light-skin folk.
“Damn that girl got a mashed potato neck.”
Mashed potato neck ass hoe.”
by Therealdefiner May 18, 2025
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Mashed Potato Man

A menace to society that came to life from a bowl of unseasoned mashed potatoes. Soft, white, flavorless, and unrefined. Likes gravy.
by Lersei Cannister May 30, 2018
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mashed potatoe

When you hurt a potato so bad he needs gravy
Dude i hurt that retard so bad he had mashed potatoe
by u fat sao February 22, 2015
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