by EmmaJ4everxx April 22, 2018

by Kaiandalastor February 26, 2022

The only one there during yo hard times homie. Fuck the drugs fuck the hoes fuck everyone. All you need is yo besfren. She'll make you laugh constantly and make yu feel better when u sad and shit
Crystal: ayo homie have yu tried fuckin with Mary Jane??
Me: Ye she a real one. Best shit in history of forever
Me: Ye she a real one. Best shit in history of forever
by yobobfye May 13, 2024

mary janeing someone is when your three friends drop by for a threesome but ur already in bed with their moms
luke- “sup cristina u ready for a great mary jane?”
aleko- “i’m down to get f r e a k y”
xander- “imma be on that thang”
luke-“AGHH WHY R U FCKING MY MOM?”
aleko- “HEY MY MOM AND XANDERS R THERE TOO”
xander- “ whatever i’m down”
aleko- “i’m down to get f r e a k y”
xander- “imma be on that thang”
luke-“AGHH WHY R U FCKING MY MOM?”
aleko- “HEY MY MOM AND XANDERS R THERE TOO”
xander- “ whatever i’m down”
by themonsterunderurbed June 14, 2025

by mah-di-wanna May 10, 2024

Someone who LOVESSS anime (specifically Fairy Tail) (no judging!!) and is really sweet and awesome. Sure she may have some problems but u need to help her and be there for her when shes down. If you love a Mary Jane or MJ, then she is super cool! NEVER I MEAN EVER BE MEAN TO HER SHE WILL BE MEAN TO U BACK she is such a weeb! ps thats good u know
plus shes real funny!!
plus shes real funny!!
Mary Jane: Did u see that episode of fairy tail when...
Mary Jane's friend: yea! Mary Jane ur so funny and cool
Mary Jane's friend: yea! Mary Jane ur so funny and cool
by anonymous November 20, 2019

A sexy beautiful person with curly hair. Who loves to play hello kitty games and is short. Probably raps good too.
Person one: hey did you hear Mary Janenew song?
Person two: yes it was so good she ate.
Person one:omg let’s have sex!
Person two: yes it was so good she ate.
Person one:omg let’s have sex!
by Dictionariesworlldwide March 3, 2024
