Mark is your typical Irish lad who’s into sport and GAA. But unlike all other cocky Irish boys he is shy and sweet. Is usually tanned with brown eyes and brown hair. Doesn’t know it but most girls that pass him think he’s really good looking.
Girl1: Who’s that boy over there?
Girl2:Oh that’s my cousin mark. He’s so shy and nice
Girl1:Ya I think I might ask him out
Girl2:Oh that’s my cousin mark. He’s so shy and nice
Girl1:Ya I think I might ask him out
by Hot chicken October 26, 2019

by Cheeseham July 13, 2016

To completly loose control of one's bowels and unload the contents of the anus on a surface, usually a drive way.
by anthony costintini October 29, 2006

Mark is the most handsome man u will ever lay ur eyes on. He is the sweetest man u will EVER meet. He loves animals and even works at an animal shelter. He is my boyfriend. He loves frogs. (like me) And is the silliest, goofiest person I know and I cant imagine a world without him. He makes me feel comforted and safe just by hugging me. His cuddles are 84929395939/10 and he smells like rosemary for some reason. And trust me ladies, he will sit through any show or movie with you only for the price of you sitting next to him and in his arms. 10/10 would recommend getting a Mark.
by Marks gf January 30, 2022

Also known as Dino. His sister is the Mother of God. A heavenly angel who can also shape-shift into his personal Mary Magdalene. Just say the word and I shall be healed.
Jesus's friend
Jesus's friend
Mary: I heard you want to meet.
Mark: Maybe, as long as you don't shape shift into Mary Magdalene.
Mary: I can't promise you anything. Let's see how the meeting goes.
Mark: Ugh, I'm going to lose my lunch.
Mark: Maybe, as long as you don't shape shift into Mary Magdalene.
Mary: I can't promise you anything. Let's see how the meeting goes.
Mark: Ugh, I'm going to lose my lunch.
by oohlalalaaaaaa12345 October 29, 2020

by SwaggyLovesMe October 23, 2020
