Mark

A guy who is always on time.

"Who was the first to arrive last night? Must have been Mark."

by Cheeseham July 13, 2016

Mark

Mark is your typical Irish lad who’s into sport and GAA. But unlike all other cocky Irish boys he is shy and sweet. Is usually tanned with brown eyes and brown hair. Doesn’t know it but most girls that pass him think he’s really good looking.

Girl1: Who’s that boy over there?
Girl2:Oh that’s my cousin mark. He’s so shy and nice

Girl1:Ya I think I might ask him out

by Hot chicken October 26, 2019

Marking

To teabag and claim your kill.

Im marking all my kills.

by dannyboy85053 May 29, 2008

mark

To completly loose control of one's bowels and unload the contents of the anus on a surface, usually a drive way.

Damn He pulled a Mark at scott's house

by anthony costintini October 29, 2006

Mark

He is a cosmic entity (not to be fucked with). He can demolish a planet within seconds and only uses 2% of his overall power. People who fear him call him the great planet penetrator.

"Did you hear the planet penetrator

(mark) wiped out a civilization with his pinky finger"

by Jesus Christ himself42069 March 27, 2020

Mark

The best fucking friend you'll ever have. He's Athletic, Strong, Trustworthy.

Be Good To Your Friend Mark He'll Do You Good Back.

by SwaggyLovesMe October 23, 2020

Mark

Also known as Dino. His sister is the Mother of God. A heavenly angel who can also shape-shift into his personal Mary Magdalene. Just say the word and I shall be healed.

Jesus's friend

Mary: I heard you want to meet.
Mark: Maybe, as long as you don't shape shift into Mary Magdalene.
Mary: I can't promise you anything. Let's see how the meeting goes.
Mark: Ugh, I'm going to lose my lunch.

by oohlalalaaaaaa12345 October 29, 2020