Turd Loafer

A name attitrubuted to a person or animal that is lazy, stupid, and smells purtrid(exceedingly gross).

Ex: You lazy bumb, you are such a turd loafer. Ex: Go take a shower, turd loafer.

by UnicornDeathTrap September 8, 2015

Canadian loafer

To take a dump or poo in someone's bear or elk skin moccasins

Last night I left Steve a Canadian loafer

by Disco Moses July 9, 2016

louis loafer

Shoes that are basically fake formal shoes or rip off of Louis Vuitton Leeman Loafers or just fake shoes in general.

Oh! He got the Louis Loafers on , Hahaha.

by digoTU May 21, 2018

Sugar loafed

Getting it up the bum by a welsh sheep up the sugarloaf mountain aka a sheep shagger.

He got absolutely slizzered last night, he ended up getting bloody sugar loafed what a nonce.

by Welsh69 April 22, 2019

penny loafer wearing ass bitch

A bitch that wears dusty ass penny loafers

Max : you seen that girl with the dirty shoes?

She was talking ab you .

Jessica : yeah that's serah that penny loafer wearing ass bitch .

by Unknown author/Pimp October 12, 2022

Italian Loafers

The method Italian Mafia members would use to dispose of a body

Don't forget to give that rat a pair of Italian Loafers on his way out the door before he goes to sleep with the fish.

by HyperIntake13 April 5, 2023

wear my meat loafers

have a craving for meat, inspired by the meat loaf scene with Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers

Let's go for lunch! I wear my meat loafers today.

by Johnny Lavender March 16, 2008