Fire the laser!

Spoken by (or better yet, yelled by) Frau Farbissina, one of Dr Evil's most trusted hench(wo)men. When Dr Evil, who has an obsession with lasers (especially when it's frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads), wants a laser fired, he lets Frau Farbissina give out the order. This order is usually delivered at a 100 decibel volume to whomever is in charge of pressing the firing button.

Frau Farbissina: "Fire the laser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Dennie Hebels October 18, 2008

laser maiden

(n) a desirable, yet unattainable woman;

The three cardinal attributes of a laser maiden are:
1. aloof
2. noncommittal
3. deadly?

Often, a laser maiden carries a facade of sweetness and poise, but this is not to be trusted and will vanish the moment you fall into her trap. The rare beauty of a laser maiden emboldens her--conniving and heartless, she may turn on you at any moment. Beware.

"She was a vision. In a clairvoyant flash, I brimmed with fulfillment, sweet ecstasy--the meaning of life was made clear. I blurted, 'Marry me! I could never be with any other!' To which she frigidly replied, 'What is your name again?'. Splitting my very being in two, she departed with half; just another broken soul in the laser maiden's collection."

see also: Cleopatra, Cersei Lannister, Galadriel

by brandonsc September 9, 2013

Daily Liberal Disgrace

Every day the Liberals do something disgraceful to undermine this great country. The liberal idiocy newsworthy story of the day.

Today's Daily Liberal Disgrace is finding out there will be Offices of Gender and Race Management in the Financial Reform Bill

by Personal Responsibility July 9, 2010

laser shades

Some sick sunglasses.

That guy had some laser shades.
I want to do him.

by andy chen 2010 April 26, 2009

Man Liberation Front

A movement started by men for men with aspirations to create a more man friendly world.

"Are you part of the Man Liberation Front?"

"You mean the movement dedicated to taking back what was ours til the 70s?"

by Mr. Recard April 13, 2009

Liberaltarian

A political philosophy that combines Liberalism and Libertarianism. Liberaltarians are usually left on fiscal issues, such as healthcare and tax policy, and libertarian on issues such as drug and prostitution legalisation. They often do not believe in some social liberal ideas such as affirmative action, smoking bans and hate crimes. They are usually anti war, as both liberalism and libertarianism are, and pro-same sex marriage. Liberaltarians exist in the USA as well as other countries.

Liberaltarianism proves that somebody can believe in personal responsibility and that the government can look after it's citizens. They believe strongly in the philosophy that people should be able to do anything they want as long it doesn't effect anybody who didn't voluntarily participate, and they also believe that the government can and should help it's citizens.

by MemberOfTheProFreedomMovement May 29, 2010

Latte Liberals

"Liberals" who have nothing better to do than to join fashionable causes.

This term derives from liberals who sit around and drink overpriced diluted Starbucks coffee while lamenting the plight of the poor.

Latte Liberals have no sense of discretion and usually forget what they're arguing about soon after other latte liberals judge newer causes (polygamy, discrimination against left-handers, etc.) to be more worthy.

Note contrast to cornflake conservative

New Hampshire is invaded by Latte Liberals from Vermont once every four years.

by voteswinger February 28, 2005