Lincoln tunnel

The gaping orifice that results from vigorous anal sex with a well-endowed partner

Don't go out with Andre! That boy Lincoln Tunneled me!

by Free rides on the KAB November 12, 2005

Lincoln Continental

The car that is commonly known as the pimp-ride alternative to the cadillac.

"We did it in a rental, lincoln continental"

by Jacob May 6, 2004

Crank That Lincoln

When a guy is doing a girl from behind, right before he ejaculates, he pulls out and squirts at the back of her head. A reference to abraham lincoln who got shot in the back of his head.

One night I was so annoyed with sally I thought it would be funny if I crank that lincoln without her knowing.

by Todd MacGuire December 29, 2007

Full Lincoln

When you score four times, and then she blows your brains out.

Mary Todd didn't have the endurance to give me the Full Lincoln, so I seceded.

If only I had a sturdier Lincoln Log, then she'd have given me the Full Lincoln treatment.

by Monster Cock Bros. August 5, 2010

Lincoln Tunnel

The sexual act of wrapping a $5 dollar bill around the schlong and then slamming the aforementioned schlong in a girl's pooper.

One day I was out of condoms, so my gf gave me $5, but I said "f**k that bitch", I'm just gonna use the 5 and Lincoln Tunnel her.

by hubiedubie December 13, 2012

Lincoln Hawk

To win the love of your son by performing an act of heroism instead of actually raising the boy through childhood and adolescence

"I can win his love, I'll do a Lincoln Hawk and win a vegas Arm Wrestling Contest in his honour!"

by Sir Fabsalot April 23, 2004

lincoln massage

The act of beating someone with a sock full of pennies, or "Lincolns".

That bitch better do what I say or I'll be giving her a Lincoln massage later tonight.

by Apollo_Creed January 13, 2014