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by potatohut March 28, 2015

Lillian Juno Lee B

Lillian is the most perfect and amazing person you will ever meet. I am not bullshitting you, you may think you have meet someone you claim to be "perfect" but when you meet her, you will realize that they were just shotty knock off of Lillian's pureness. When she looks at you with her honey brown eyes, your worries, your inhibitions, your fears, and all of your doubts melt away like snow on hot pavement. Her smile glows brighter than any supernova. Such radiant power seems intimidating at first, but soon after seeing it, you realize it is nothing but inviting and cool like the other side of your pillow. If you are ever lucky enough to have a Lillian look at you, it is like having the night sky look at you with kindness. the stars that are her freckles, the moonbeams that are the twinkles of her eyes, and the night clouds that are her loving sighs will make you wish that the harsh burnig sun would never rise again.

Person 1: Hey why was the first Lillian Juno Lee B definition deleted?
Person 2: Because it didn't come close to describing her so the universe erased it!
Person 1: Please calm yourself.....

by vintage_thot_ March 16, 2020

Lillian

SHE IS GONNA BEAT YOU ASS IF YOU DON'T GIVE HER A CRACKER, SHE WILL ALSO WAKE YOU UP AT 3 AM TO TELL YOU GOOFY JOKES AND TALK ABOUT HER PASSIONS AND YOU DON'T HAVE THE GUTS TO TELL HER TO STOP.

"I can make your period go away for 9 months, but the catch is I disappear after 9 months" From lillian

by KETCHUPgod January 15, 2025

Lillian

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19 yrs
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19 yrs is just my age. My name is Lillian and this was a dare

by Lilkey03 November 26, 2022

Lillian

A sweet and caring person with all the world at her fingers she has a twin brother (most probably smells ) she has the best laugh and is super fun to be around life of the party and friends buying for her attention.

person 1: omg what a lillian

person 2: i know right

by Correcterfact May 28, 2019

Lillian Rae

Most pretty girl In the world, often gets down in herself but deep inside she knows she’s a bad bitch. She is very fun person to be around and will always bring a smile to your face, has a lot of energy but knows hot to chill when to chill. Lillian Rae claims she’s the strongest person but she really is week. Often acts like an eighth grader.

Bro I’m in love with Lillian Rae

by 4_doors_more_whores January 24, 2022

Lillian

Funniest, smartest, kindest, and most amazing friend I could ask for. Never fails to make me smile and laugh. Someone would be so lucky to have a friend like you.

Xoxo
-Sabrina

Lillian was the girl we all wanted to be, she is my heather.

by thisisarandomusername October 22, 2020