Levi

Levi is an unruly force of nature. It is impossible for even him to predict his next move as the cogs in his brain or "think cavern" as he seems to call it consistently rearrange themselves. He will sometimes become infatuated with regular human objects such as sinks and sometimes he will completely reject them instead, such as M&Ms or Doritos. If a Levi ever asks you if "you know what's funny" Do NOT answer. You will be incorrect no matter what you say as the only living being who's knows the answer seems to be unable to speak out on the subject. We suspect the Levi in question has some sort of hold over him.
1 Ok don't freak out

2 Why?

1 There's a LEVI behind you

3 ~must have been the wind~
by Dydrohunt August 25, 2022
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Levi

The biggest stoner in existence. Will never pay you back for the YU-GI-OH deck, owes your other mate a pouch. Been vaping since the womb. Boosted Noctis main. Despite this he is still a legend and will remain a loyal friend until the end. 'If Morgan kills me over Overwatch, I would gladly die'.
Levi: "hehe...Yoshi".
"Classic Levi".
by OG-DJ-Salad October 13, 2019
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Levi

A timid Mexican kid who enjoys playing video games 24/7, playing with cats, and keeping weird embarrassing pictures of friends or relatives in his phone stored in files. He also can be of 21 years or older and still have to ask his parents to go out with friends. An interesting note is that he actually never goes out and believes speaking to women is a waste of time, though he may claim to be straight, his actions may show otherwise.
“Yo Alex tell Levi if he’s coming to prom with us!”

“I did but you know Levi, he’d rather play fortnite than get laid!”
by Hg_unreal June 18, 2020
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Levi

Levi is definitely tall. He has a great personality but lacks brain cells 🥱. He can pull any girl he wants because yes. He's hard to get but once you have him you'll feel like you're in cloud 9. And he probably has a lot of simps because his name is Levi just like the anime character Levi Ackerman.
Levi is tall
by sharofli November 21, 2021
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Levi

The funniest person you could ever meet!! They will always be there to make you laugh even when you're sad. They can sometimes be short tempered but not around the girl they like. They love swords and will never give up on the person they love.
Look at that guy at the sword store, he's such a Levi.
by A porcupine December 22, 2020
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Levi

Socially-inept dumbass who changes his fandom every second day and pretends he doesn't like pda but also is permanently attached to his girlfriend but you gotta love him because he's a pretty cool dude and is always the first to say a nice thing and boost your confidence. Is literally the reason I have an ego.
Wow Levi's best friend is amazing and beautiful. He's so lucky to have her.
by skin cat has skin May 17, 2020
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Levi

A fucking g who will always have your back. He has a massive unit and is one of the coolest guys you will meet
Hey, is that Levi over there? Omg he's so hot
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