lei kava chud

a dude who comes to lei kava bar and does chuddy shit like talk about his ex-girlfriend all day (or exclusively talking about their ex-girlfriend)

bro, theres some dude outside of lei kava who keeps yapping about his ex girlfriend

is it the lei kava chud?

yes bro this is literally the tenth time today this dude is talking about his ex-girlfriend today... bro needs to get on hinge or something

by onsumrealness November 5, 2025

Willie Lei

Cocktail drink: Tequila, pineapple juice with a splash of Topo Chico (or club soda)

“I’ll have a Willie Lei please” - said to the bartender

by GoFrogs2010 August 11, 2022

LEI POD ONFICE

A real CLOSET CASE as he has way more when he STINKS.

Thr only way people are going to come back as you have to have a LEI POD ONFICE which after COVID C0R0NA A DELTA, OMNICRON, DELTACR0N as the OFFICE is forever OFF but that one is being equipped with REASONSBLE SIZES where you are WELCOMED T0 RELAX etc on your LONG CONTRACTED BREAK.

by FAG PARENT FAG AWOL July 20, 2022

Lei

Lei is trying not to be disillusioned by everything and everyone. Mia is her one light and purpose. Lei ironically is sleeping in the safest place she has ever lived. Some things went missing in her current home but the people here are not trying to murder her. Bright side!

Lei is single because she needs to be and prioritizes love. She is focused on manifesting a long term home and resources.

by Freeasabird December 31, 2019

Hedy Lei

someone who plays animal crossing too much and those minesweeper old microstuff shit, really intimidating ew too

guy: yo u heard of that new girl
guy 2: ya bro i heard shes intimidating and ew
guy: thats a hedy lei then bro

by plshalp October 12, 2023

Lei

lA soft, precious angel who deserves absolutely everything good in this world. Someone who screams ‘uwu’ and must to be protected at all costs. Someone who always manages to brighten your day, even when it seems to be one of your worst. Someone who makes you appreciate the little things in life—something people often forget to do. Someone who you’ll always look forward to speaking to, so much so that you’ll stay up past your bedtime just to finish your conversation with her, because a conversation left incomplete will leave you feeling just that. Lei deserves all the love and support and happiness that this world has to offer.

I love you, Baby Lei 💕💞💓💗💖💘💝

by letterstohyuck October 3, 2018

diu lei lou mou

diu, meaning fuck, lei lou mou, meaning your motherin cantonese, a dialect mainly used in Hong Kong and malaysian chinese. Most of the swearing in china is related to either their mother, or your family bloodline, and comes along with a string of other equally as bad swears.

Ah Chong, after loosing a match in league
"diu lei lou mou!"

by chow ah beng December 17, 2020