A NUKE LAUNCH AT YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY IN 10 SECONDS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

OH SHIT RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

Announcer: "A NUKE LAUNCH AT YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY IN 10 SECONDS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!"
Family: *confused screaming*

by datboi101lol March 1, 2021

Boat launch disease(BLD)

It starts off as a small case of lamenigga-itis , and eventually(if untreated) can and will turn into a number of serious health complications such as: bum bumps, fentanyl addiction, scabies, dizziness upon standing, sudden weakness, super fever, severe picking, white shit in the corner of the mouth, empty pockets at all times, sudden death.

It is very contagious.

That bitch gave me boat launch disease(bld)

by TBSieLee November 13, 2023

shuttle launch

When your male dog's penis (aka red rocket) starts to poke out of its sheath.

Justin's dog was preparing for liftoff, as the shuttle launch was commencing.

by McNiggason May 19, 2015

launch pad

The tissues you put around your lower stomach to catch the jizz when you’re jacking off

“I didn’t wanna have to wipe up after I was done watching porn so I put down a launch pad before I was done to catch my wasted children.”

by ScrappyDoob October 6, 2020

Launch the duck

Refers to taking shit, and letting the duck that’s causing the quacking noises from your ass out...

Whoops! Sorry about that. I guess I need to launch the duck!

by Coupster74 March 26, 2020

Sony Launch Syndrome

When distribution networks are wholly unprepared for the launch of a new product.

We need to ensure that our servers can handle millions of concurrent clients at launch or we might suffer from Sony Launch Syndrome and lose many of our day-one customers.

by xyzentw November 22, 2020

Jug Launch

A game where people or hahbeebees are tied to a carousel and teams launch piss jugs from a water balloon launcher and try to hit them in the face and dick

I am excited to celebrate the return of the supreme leader I hear theres going to be a round of jug launch

by Hahb Shoge January 31, 2024