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Landen’s dick size

A male human with the name/nickname of “Landen” has a dick size of approximately 1.74 inches, according to an Oxford University study.
Hey look at that fuckboy Landen over there! Landen’s dick size of 1.74 inches. What a faggot!
by Yung Diarrhea April 27, 2022
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Landen S

Hes the type of guy to be 13/single
"oh that guy over there is such a Landen S'
"have you seen Landen S? im pretty sure hes 13/single"
by bigbootymen September 16, 2022
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Landen

Landen is usually chill. He enjoys following rules and gets mad when his name is spelled wrong, but he always tries to do the right thing. He's moderately athletic and enjoys sports, and he does well in school, always scoring well on standardized tests. He will be a good athlete, but will inevitably end up working a 9-5.
"Hey, have you seen Landen."
"No, he's probably at home playing basketball."
"Why doesn't he do anything except sports and schoolwork?"
by Dixon09 May 9, 2025
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landen

everyone needs a landen in their life, he is amazing and a very lovable loyal guy. he loves his doggies and low key hates his family. he can be hard to get along but he always comes through. he’s always there for me. his blue eyes are gorgeous. he likes to stay up late and watch movies, and wants to grow up to be a great dad. if you piss him off girl u better watch out cause he will beat u tf up.
girl: he’s so hot who is that

boy: that’s my bro landen
by balerina October 31, 2022
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landen brain

Similar to a boltzmann brain, it is created in random chaos. But it is aware of that and since it's in a void with no laws it can create anything
That landen brain created a cheese burger
by anonymous October 7, 2020
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landen

landen’s are players and don’t have any plans to settle down untill it just happens
wait is landen going to the party
by Wowowowowow123 November 27, 2021
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Landen

Very rude and mean person. Plays girls left and right and beats up people smaller than him because he has no balls or confidence. He seeks confidence in girls and winning fights.
Her: I think Landen likes me and I like him to ngl
Me: He finna play you
by anonymous March 4, 2022
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