Lambert

A woman who can only get aroused when a man, or men defecate on her chest.

I don't like German films, they are all the same, just some Lambert who lays their giggling while a bunch of dudes poop on her chest.

by pingpongsecret August 1, 2009

lamberting

the art of growing a supreme mullet, wearing a Dale Earnhardt earring and wearing jorts.

Dude, why did you come dressed like that to my party?

Come on man, I just felt like lamberting!

by datdude84 December 27, 2011

Maddie Lambert

The best teen momma ever!!! She is so pretty and has overcome so much!

Maddie Lambert and Everly are the cutest.

by Madsnewto November 27, 2019

Lamberbate

To have a moment revealing ones obsession with openly homosexual singer Adam Lambert. There is no specific way to lamberbate, but when it happens... You know it did.

While it is most commonly done by girls who are attracted to him, but find lament in the fact that the odds are low in him ever finding a female sexually attractive, one shouldn't doubt a man that would also indulge in lamberbation.

G: Hey, what are you listening to?

T: ADAM LAMBERT!

G: Ah! YES!

C: Did you two just Lamberbate?

G: ‎...maybe

C: ‎*sigh*

G: Sorry. Cant help it. Hes just so pretty.

by Chuck_V November 29, 2010

Lameari

A dego-sparticus character known for spontaneous cold sweats. The opposite of wop-tastic.

"Look at him over der lookin' all greasy and lameari"

by david blainey March 5, 2009

Lambardy

(n.) lam-bar-dee- a rampage of rabid lambs

The lambardy chased the sheperd out of the gate.

by blakiechi September 6, 2009

Lamberkitten

Any female that doesn't qualify in the age ranges of the cougar, puma, jaguar, bobcat, cheetah ect labels when it comes to wanting to pursue Adam Lambert, but desires to get her 'claws' into him anyway.

"I am not as old as a Lambercat, but I still find Adam Lambert uber hot, so what am I? a kitten? A Lamberkitten?"

by Lambercat 001 December 2, 2009