Krusty Kristin

A woman that has no brain. Literally an NPC. A meal for Krusty Kristin only consists of rabbit food and Vodka.

Also could be used to describe when a female uses male sperm as shampoo and occasionally sunscreen.
It may also describe when an older female uses the scent of her urine to lure in younger children to her blatantly obvious white van, which may be referred to as “rape train.”

Not again, Darrell just got convicted for committing a Krusty Kristin again… this time at an elementary school.

My roommate just ran out of shampoo so she’s doing the Krusty Kristin again. This time from her creepy step-dad.

by Seth Sidle April 28, 2022

krusty buds

Krusty buds is a Liam who always wants to do random shit.

Just a krusty brudda.
Who looks like MdotR and survives on magic mushrooms and ribena

Krusty buds: yooo Harley I’ll buss you a couple mushrooms if u let me get a likkle cheeky vid

Harley: whatttt so man can get nitty for free?

Krusty buds: yehhh standard g

by Jammey Fucker April 3, 2024

the krusty krew

The best non-boring trio to ever exist

Boy 1: hey did you see the krusty krew walk pass?

Boy 2: yes, they’re so hot !

by Jetplanecult June 25, 2021

Krusty Nuggets

Dried of cum or semen let in the anal of a female's rectum

Shit, you have "krusty nuggets" back here.

by DAMIENz_BOOTY April 19, 2016

the Krusty Kemp

A 5 star restaurant where everyone wants to go in the bikini botom

jame:hello?... is this the krusty kemp?.... NO THIS IS PARKER
parker: pye barker van parker lego movie

by YellowSnow121 April 8, 2025

Krusty-Jamaican

When you bust a load into someone's dreadlocks thus making them super duper crusty and hard to clean.

Bro I just gave you a Krusty-Jamaican you'll never get that out!

by Banana Hammie May 26, 2020

Krusty Lizard Sand

Dry krusty lizard cum

Austin G. M is Krusty Lizard Sand at Roblox

by @RobloxOfficial July 25, 2024