Kaiser Soze

A person that visits you in your prison cell late at night.. mysterious, dark and frightening, gives you an anal intrusion and disappears before daybreak.

The new fish got a Kaiser Soze two nights ago.. he hung himself this morning..

by Sir_Cruz October 5, 2006

Kaiser

A KAiser is someone with the frattiest of frat attributes. When not drinking beers or landing women, a KAiser can often be found cruising in his frat mobile (JEEP CHEROKEE) on the island. Take note how a KAiser's hair has the perfect frat quof and doesn't move in the wind. A KAiser is a real good friend that is down for anything at anytime. If you wanna have a good time call a KAiser. A KAsier sometimes mistaken for Fraser. Also a KAiser will answer to the nickname "Kais."

Tyler: "Hey man shit's gonna get crazy tonight!"
Thomas: "I know. Who should we call?"
Tyler : "Let's call that frat star Kaiser he's down for anything"

by HAHA If you only knew February 4, 2010

Koser

When you go to the bathroom to take a shit and instead of it being enjoyable. it feels like the world is ending if only the smell dosent take you first.

It may often splash up, as a final "fuck you" which makes the wiping process that much worse.

X:Dude I dont know what i ate last night but I just dropped a koser and am still surprised im here.

Y: Yeah man, those really can ruin not only a day but a week.

by Gern-haha December 14, 2010

koser

loser but misspelled

-you suck
-oh fuck you, you KOSER
-*loser

by nick_fox February 20, 2020

kaiser soze

AKKaiser Soze

AKKaiser Soze is so 1337 nUb's think he is a UbEr -4x0|2

by not [AK]Kaiser Soze April 29, 2004

koser

for something to be nasty, not right or just something you wouldnt do

oh my goodness did you see her nappy hair, i swear that aint koser

by chanae November 22, 2003

Kaiser, MO

The wannabe Osage Beach, MO. The lines for the counties were apparently cut by a drunk blind man with Huntington's. One half of a road will be in Osage Beach, and the other half falls in Kaiser. Yeah.

1: Dude man, I went to School of the Osage and I'm from Osage beach!

2: Yeah dude, me too, but I'm from Kaiser.

1: Dude, WTF? Where's Kaiser?

2: It's on the same road as you man. Kaiser, MO.

by CFizzle1988 December 31, 2011