The largest red flag in a woman. These cars are generally driven by horrible people because they are cheap and reliable, the average person would buy this car thinking its a great car, but doesn't know anything about them. When men drive these cars, they are typically very foreign. When women drive these cars, they usually have done up nails with lash extensions and smell like dank. Sometimes, you will see them beat up. The average optima owner does not know how to nor has the money to perform a basic or simple repair.
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1) Tim is such a KIA. He refused to listen when I asked him to please not overload the dryer so the clothes would dry and the motor would not burn out.
2) When Janet heard that her neighbor’s dog needed its anal glands expressed she promptly shifted into KIA mode by demonstrating the proper technique, emailing articles, drawing diagrams and then finally using herself as an example. It didn’t matter that the neighbor was a professional pet groomer, breeder and dog rescue volunteer for the past 20 years.
2) When Janet heard that her neighbor’s dog needed its anal glands expressed she promptly shifted into KIA mode by demonstrating the proper technique, emailing articles, drawing diagrams and then finally using herself as an example. It didn’t matter that the neighbor was a professional pet groomer, breeder and dog rescue volunteer for the past 20 years.
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Get the Kia anitok mug.Kia Loon is a tall and lean guy that lives in the land of "Kihomo". Despite his quiet and awkward aura, He is the guy you would always go to for help. His name is the combination of the word "Kia" from KIA motors and the word "Loon" from the word "Loony" (A foolish person). Although Kia Loon is insanely attractive and handsome, he always find himself in 2nd place of everything e.g. being the 2nd most popular guy in school among the ladies.
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