According to Hitchikker's Guide to the Galaxy: Any random entity that doesn't know nothin' about nothin'.
by hg11 June 29, 2009
v. The act of hip-thrusting. The body is positioned in such a manner in which the movement of the pelvic muscles is maximized whereas the movement of the rest of the body is minimized. The hips are then thrusted back and forth in rapid succession. See HardGay.
by BrandonY October 10, 2006
My grandma used her kevin last night... it was hot I wasn't really sure if she was moaning of screaming out of pain but i liked it ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿
by cr3my testicle October 11, 2019
a guy that will seem like a great guy but will later back stab you and deny everything. according to him it will always be your fault.
by bitchy like always May 06, 2009
Person 1: My doctor just called me and asked me to come and talk to him tomorrow about my STD test....
Person 2: Dude! Do you think you’re pregnant?
Person 1: No you idiot. Don’t do “a Kevin”.
Person 2: Dude! Do you think you’re pregnant?
Person 1: No you idiot. Don’t do “a Kevin”.
by Bradllie July 20, 2018
Someone who is into Fembots. Wants to make love to them and lusts after them. Mainly Arcee from Transformers.
by the god Primus March 28, 2010
Kevin is your typical holier-than-thou Christian virgin that makes terrible jokes, loves quoting Star Wars and only has "friends" on discord. He'll worm his way into some type of weird friendship with you until he eventually has access to some of your social media. After that he'll post things on discord to make it seem like he's real buddy buddy with the people he now snaps or has on facebook(lol) even to the point of it potentially doxxing them. But he doesn't give a shit because he's Kevin. He also guilt trips you when you aren't giving him enough attention, and holy shit does he require a lot of it. He's basically a high maintenance girlfriend that doesn't do anything for you.
Oh yeah and ladies he's single! He just thinks vaginas are gross enough to not want to touch them and requires you have a hefty set of tits. I'm sure one of you gals out there would love this hunk by your side.
Oh yeah and ladies he's single! He just thinks vaginas are gross enough to not want to touch them and requires you have a hefty set of tits. I'm sure one of you gals out there would love this hunk by your side.
Did you hear what Kevin did today?
No, what is it?
He just posted a full name dox then blamed it on somebody else baiting him...
You'd think with his high Christian values he'd know better than to do that to somebody regardless
No, what is it?
He just posted a full name dox then blamed it on somebody else baiting him...
You'd think with his high Christian values he'd know better than to do that to somebody regardless
by Fstarter May 08, 2019