Dark Kettle

Shorter version of "that's the pot calling the kettle black"

Now that's dark kettle!

Hey, quit dark kettling!

Your nothing more than a dark kettle.

That girl is such a dark kettle.

He has a bad habit of dark kettling.

by Asmacash August 09, 2011

pop the kettle on

Make a cup of tea.

Hey dude, pop the kettle on. My mouth is as dry as a nun's crutch.

by woody185 January 20, 2016

Put kettl' on

Slang English for Make a cup of tea.

"Put kettl' on!"

by LikesAGoodCuppaTea September 29, 2016

will.i.ams kettle

the lead singer of the black eyed peas had a pot noodle named after him

im dying for a will.i.ams kettle!

by wigan1 November 18, 2010

Human Tea Kettle

When you blow a nasty vape into someone of the feminine sex's pussy hole. In which, large continuous amount of vape will exit some areas such as the ears, nose,eye lids, ass, and most importantly mouth. In doing so the female will create a high pitched scream. As long as its done correctly, you're a good distance away, you're on drugs, and you're squinting, it will sound and appear as a tea kettle right before your very eyes. After words, if you tilt or elevate the female in a way that the genitalia is above a cup, liquid exit due to large amounts of condensation!

" Dude, I'm not feeling well."-Remy

"I'll get you some tea."-Barry B.

"But we don't have any."-Remy

"I'll just Human Tea Kettle Hannah."-Barry B.

by Don Juan Ribero October 21, 2016

rusty tea kettle

When a anus leaks feces during anal intercorse. Causing anus to sqeel against the cock like a rusty tea kettle.

Rusty whistling sound....
"Oh. You Shit on my cock and dribbled mud on my clean white sheets like a rusty tea kettle."

by Sean Greer June 01, 2007

Kettle Cooked

When a guy finishes in a girls mouth and she gargles it then spits it out into a cup to be consumed at a later date.

Friend: "What is this in this cup, Ron?"
Ron: "Oh, my girl was saving that for later after she kettle cooked it."
Friend: "You have problems man."

by Gibson Forben December 04, 2013