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Jovi Sandwich

Jovi sandwich is a sandwich originating from Jovi's ancestors. This sandwich contains only bread with a hefty amount of regular bacon preferally baked really crispy and greasy.
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Bon Jovi

A real pussy grabber but unliked by most for their cockiness and absolute jock demeanor. Most girls will hand out their number to this gentleman only to realize he likes trashy rock and roll and is a complete copycat of vocal styles. Much like a chameleon he blends in at functions with lots of trailer trash white women who'll drop their draws soon as he walks by. Wears his mullet long and cowboy boots up to his knees and typically has a leather jacket to match. Bikers, smokers, drinkers and all the cool kids love him. You should to.
Man, that guy over there is a real Bon Jovi.
by Da Bomb Diggity CG March 26, 2024
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Jovie

Jovie is the most sweet, kind, beautiful person you will ever come across, and will constantly bully you if you pronounce something wrong. She might insult you but she really doednt mean it. She enjoys storms and loves taking walks out in the rain.

If she stays around someone too long she'll start having that accent aswell. Her parents are usually really strict and if you ask her out you'll probably have to wait awhile.

Jovie is a huge nerd because she loves older stuff, especially the 90's. She loves listening to some old band that no one's ever heard about on cassettes.
John: "hey, have you met jovie?"
Gage: "yeah, she's a big dork."
by PapaFetus July 19, 2023
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Jovi

The entity with the milky way galaxy who makes fart.
Jovi made fart
by omegalul4head March 3, 2019
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Jovie

omg is that jovie?

who tf is jovie?
by mynameisjovie November 20, 2021
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Bon Jovi

An eruption of intestinal gases that pass through the anus that produce a ghastly smell.
Kyle are a bowl of chili and as a result was letting out a Bon Jovi concert.
by California MeatSweats August 21, 2022
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Jovi

A good, thicc person. She is very emotional, and has daddy issues. She is will use the phrase, ''do you are have stupid?''. She usually has curly hair, and used to be a pageant girl. She definitely had or is going through an emo phase. She can be very nice, but, if you mess with who or what she loves, she will attac. She has a nice backpack and can draw, pretty well. She gets comments on her thotty clothes. She likes people ( like like ) that are older than 14. She loves deep voice daddies. She is very aggressive, but softer than butter. CAT PERSON, FUCKING CAT PERSON. And she is usually between the age 12-15. She is white as fuck. She is a theater kid, so, yea. She has rosy cheeks, and is pale. She likes to sing, dance, pretend, anddd kazoo. She plays the ukulele, so you can tell she is a big uwu. Listens to Billie Eilish, musicals, and hip hop. She is usually complimented on how beautiful she is, but she doesn't feel that way.
"Jovi just nutted on my face!''
''That's just how she is.''
by sleepyelegance April 19, 2019
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