Jonathan

A boy who will never break your heart. Nor will he ever lie to you to get his way. He has an honest fun loving heart. He can be a bit perverted but people just love him for who he is. He can open the hearts of many and make a mouth dropping poem to make any girl smile. He is also on the funny side. He can make anyone laugh with his dorky shyness. He makes the perfect friend. He is a lovely little smart boy who can make people laugh as well. He is genuine and peaceful. He's also very sensitive to the heart. He protects who he loves even if the world is on top of his shoulders. The pressure will never break him and he will never break anyone else even if it means killing himself for it..

Jonathan: "Your eyes glimmer in the glowing night, with heart breaking souls moaning with thrusts of blood spreading throughout the night."
Person1: -Mouth Drops- O.o

by CreeksShadow July 18, 2009

Jonathan

Jonathan be ballin'....(black guy voice)

black guy 1: jonathan be da beastyest balla ever!

black guy 2: @$&%*@ yeah!

by thejhonn100 October 28, 2010

Jonathan

A Jonathan is
Nice
Funny

Popular

Not normal
And
Smart

Wow you’re such a Jonathan

by oversized potato January 31, 2021

Jonathon Coulton

A songwriting genius. His music is sort of folk-rockish and has nerdy lyrics involving zombies, nerd love and evil masterminds.

Some great songs by Jonathon Coulton:
Re: Your Brains
The Future Soon
Code Monkey
I Crush Everything
Skullcrusher Mountain

by RandomDude65339339356217974 September 11, 2009

jonathan

a very handsome young man who loves his girlfriend.he is funny and smart and very athletic.he will always step up when you need him to and will do anything he can to make you feel better.when times are hard he will always be there to lend you a shoulder to cry on. this sexy beast is passionate and respectful, but mess with his baby girl and he can cause some serious damage.he loves to get high and he loves to make love,he will always put your needs first.in any, he is the best person to be around.

jonathan will always be there in your time of need

by beeb420 August 17, 2017

Jhonnatan

The most amazing name to be given to someone. It is given to someone who is amazing, witty, intelligent, funny, athletic, warm-hearted, sensitive, loving, brave, strong, affectionate, ambitious, charming, compassionate, understanding, thoughtful, romantic, considerate, courageous, creative, easy-going, generous, faithful, hard-working, polite, patient, nice, kind, honest, imaginative, and all around fun to be around. If you know someone named Jhonathan, you are one of the luckiest people in the world. Though you might have ups and downs through your relationship with him, he will never give up on you. He will always be there for you when you need it. People with the name Jhonathan are the best people in the whole universe and we are lucky they still exist. If you date a guy named Jhonathan, he's a keeper don't ever let him go. If you do, you will never truly live again. He is someone who instantly makes you smile when you see him. Jhonathan will make you fall in love with him, slowly, and then all at once. His smile and laugh lights up a whole room. He can cheer you up on the darkest days. So if you know a Jhonathan, don’t ever let him go. If you do, you will just lose the best damn thing that has ever happened to you. Love him and make him feel wanted, that is all he ever wanted.

P1: Hey, do you know Jhonnatan?

P2: Yeah, that amazing and sexy guy in algebra 1?

P1: Yea

P2: Why?

P1: Always treat him well, you are one of the luckiest people in the world.

by theonewhowillloveyouforever May 17, 2014

Jonathan

A sexy lady killer with fantastic blond hair, dazzling blue eyes, and perfect abs. Jonathans are definately the best men to love and have the best humor a girl can ask for. A Jonathan usually gets the hot babes, but sadly to get the good girls he must turn down others that are only slightly less attractive. Usually they are extremely athletic and sometimes have hot nicknames like the lady killer, the white mamba, and even sometime a sexy panther. Jonathans are out to steal a girls heart and usually succeed.

Girl: Aah Jonathan is so perfect i could just die!
Girl 2: Well too bad because he mine!!
Girl 3: No he's mine!!
(the girls start a merciless fistfight)
Jonathan: Ladies, ladies please. All though you have all won multiple Miss USA awards, none of you are at my level. I'm sorry
Girl 2: I'm sorry we fought, we just all wanted you
Girl 3: I knew it was too good to be true ;(

by baseballer4269 June 19, 2013