Jobby Brother

Texting your friend when doing a poo and he is also doing a poo texting you back.

I was texting you while doing a poo, your my Jobby Brother

by Desperate Danyalsan September 6, 2025

wee jobby

A jobby which is smaller than average see also (jobby)
Term commonly used across albany park as an insult particularly house 14 and 15.

"Haw you ya wee jobby!"
"That wasn't a wee jobby that was a meaty toalie!"

by house 15 October 25, 2007

gangsta jobby

To go for a jobby with a hoodie on with hiphop blaring

I went for a gangsta jobby this morning, it was class.

by johnnyfoe November 3, 2012

Team Jobby

The act of two or more people going for a crap simultaneously. They may also incorporate a game of battle shits(see battle shits definition).

Person 1 : "Mate I'm choking for a shite I've got a turtle heed poking out"

Person 2 : "Same mate. Team Jobby?"

Person 1 : "Sound mate you're getting smoked at battle shits."

by Captain Jobby June 18, 2012

I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby

To go to the toilet for a piss or a small sheit.

Oy lad, I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby!

by ForgeDMD May 6, 2005

a big jobby

1. A large brown solid that makes its exit from a creatures body through the anus.

2. David Becham

1. I just did a big jobby

2. I hate david becham for he is a jobby, in fact he's a big jobby.

by McKean February 14, 2007

Big Jobby

Someone who is crap, usually at their job.

14 SQN is believed to be the origin of the "Dave Y****s Is A Big Jobby" slogan phenomenon. This can be seen all over the world mainly around military establishments. It has not been confirmed if this person is actually a big jobby but the investigation is ongoing. An airman named Dave Y****s was formerly on 14 Squadron.

by Shinyliney February 15, 2007